The joys of crack

[squeakyinuears]

Almost exactly a month ago, our plumbing broke and we had no water in the house for a few days.

This morning our water heater broke.

I had to take an extremely speedy, extremely cold shower, but even that couldn't bring me down. How could it, after all, when all it takes is another look at the hilarious Chinglish menu from yesterday to put a silly grin back on my face? :D

To possess the ability to cheer people up... this is crack at its finest.