Dec 19, 2004 00:36
Kill me. kill me now.
A record breaking 12 kisses from one old man in the space of a few hours, and a couple of squeezes of my bum. oh yes.
My mum is trying to convince a room of her oldest friends that she is jewish and that she has a double first (even though she left school at 16 and was a pot head/alcoholic until her mid 20's)
I have just realised from where i have received all of my worst drunken attributes. If i am even remotely similar to the image of my mother i have seen tonight i feel sorry for all of you who have to put up with me.
And to top it all everyone but everyone i love is out partying without me :(
make me feel loved. X.