Nov 15, 2008 19:20
Why should the Mountain Goats have a monopoly on songs about suicide? I would love to see a rap-style anthem thingy with a call-back chorus and one of those undersexed eardrum-burdening bassline. And the chorus would go:
Let's hear the boys!
- Get it over with, yeah.
And the ladies now!
- Don't do it, baby.
And then there would be unintelligible rap babble for the rest of the song. And no one who heard it would know what it was about and they'd play it in the clubs where the kids overdose on something powdery and pass out in the toilets.
That would be really funny.