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Canadas Ace: so how is brittany doing
brittters07: good
brittters07: besides the fact im grounded till sunday
Canadas Ace: what did you do?
brittters07: faught with god
brittters07: ((my mom))
Canadas Ace: haha dont mess with The Arm
Canadas Ace: when referring to your mom from now on
Canadas Ace: call her "The Arm"
brittters07: why ?
brittters07: she has no arms drew.
brittters07: thats not funny.
Canadas Ace: so howd she throw that football?
Canadas Ace: with her foot?
brittters07: dude she has mehanical arms
Canadas Ace: well no one told me that
brittters07: i did
Canadas Ace: well sheesh
Canadas Ace: she didnt during softball season
Canadas Ace: cause she said her arms were cold or somethin
Canadas Ace: i think
Canadas Ace: maybe that was her
Canadas Ace: i dont know
brittters07: yeahh metal gets cold.
Canadas Ace: someone in the stands said that
brittters07: her metal gets cold!!!
Canadas Ace: hahahaa
Canadas Ace: ok
Canadas Ace: it was her mechanical metal arms
Canadas Ace: does she feed sarge with the metal arms?
brittters07: yeah
brittters07: cause llamas bite clothing...
brittters07: so when she feeds sarge and he bites her, she just whacks him a few times
Canadas Ace: hahaha
brittters07: and then hes down for a good 10 minuts
Canadas Ace: hahahaha
brittters07: so then she goes and rides jeff
Canadas Ace: hahahha
Canadas Ace: bro
brittters07: yep
brittters07: what
brittters07: hey!
Canadas Ace: chris rock didnt make me laugh this hard
brittters07: im a girl!!
Canadas Ace: ok
Canadas Ace: wait
brittters07: haha
Canadas Ace: redo that whole thing
Canadas Ace: ready?!?!?!?!?!!?
brittters07: im just telling you about my moms sarge adventures
brittters07: ready
Canadas Ace: sis*
brittters07: heck yeah
Canadas Ace: you made me laugh more than I did watching Chris Rock
brittters07: ahah hes so funny
brittters07: why though?
brittters07: im telling you true farm stories..
brittters07: and you cant joke around in the farm.. or someone gets hurt..
brittters07: like poor sarge.
Canadas Ace: NOOOOOO
Canadas Ace: not Sarge
Canadas Ace: I dont want to ride Jeff
Canadas Ace: Jeff's a ho
brittters07: yes... sarge.. hes the youngest so we liek to mess him up more.
brittters07: youre right.. JEFF IS A HOE.
Canadas Ace: does Jeff get knocked up by llamas on the other farms
Canadas Ace: and Jeff is really a girl
Canadas Ace: but dreams of being a mal
Canadas Ace: e
brittters07: yeah..jeffs real name is jodi.
brittters07: but shes rather manly
brittters07: so we called her jodi the giant.
Canadas Ace: hahahhahahaha
brittters07: and then she rued to kill herself.. and sarge.
Canadas Ace: NOOOOO
Canadas Ace: NOT SARGE
brittters07: and IT insisted that we called it jeff..
brittters07: and god forbid we lose our sarge..
brittters07: so yeah
Canadas Ace: fuck jeff
Canadas Ace: Sarge is my boy
Canadas Ace: err
Canadas Ace: llama
brittters07: yeah.. you should know something about your pal sarge.
brittters07: he is KINDA gay.
Canadas Ace: NOOOOO
Canadas Ace: this is like a fucking episode of Jerry Springer
brittters07: yeah
Canadas Ace: I can't stand it anymoreeee
brittters07: except its LLAMA springer.
Canadas Ace: JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
brittters07: or...
brittters07: LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA
Canadas Ace: lmao