Three Things Meme - from Sipman
Right, so, I cannot seem to write a damn word that entertains me.
Well, I've been writing my ass off at work so that's tapping me in terms of writing outside of work.
Here is a wonderful Sipman Meme to entertain me (while I'm actually at !$*!&! work on a Saturday - where I'm supposed to be writing for work!)
THREE WAYS I AM STILL A KID:
1: I laugh. All the time. When appropriate. When not appropriate.
2: I day dream.
3: I am in awe of the world. For good and for bad.
THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD:
1: I cannot sit crisscross on the floor for too long.
2: I cannot eat anything I want to eat. Well, I can, but it’s not as easy on me as it once was.
3: I have this awareness of the fragility of life.
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO:
1: Sleep in.
2: Float on my back in the water.
3: Raise my kids with love and laughter.
THREE WAYS THAT I'M A STEREOTYPICAL "BOY":
1: I’m not emotionally complex. I say what I think, I do what I feel.
2: I wear boxer shorts. Well, maybe not to work.
3: I don’t dry my hair, hell, I barely brush it. That’s what my fingers are for.
THREE WAYS THAT I'M A STEREOTYPICAL "GIRL":
1: I shave my legs every day.
2: I wash my hair every day.
3: I puke very easily. Very. Easily.
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1: Sleep. Seriously. More than just here and there.
2: Go on vacation with the husband. Just the husband.
3: Sleep. Oh wait, did I say that?
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1: Freckles.
2: Breasts.
3: Toes.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1: Stomach aches.
2: See number 1.
3: See number 2.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1: Irish
2: Scottish
3: American
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1: Phone calls after 9pm
2: Phone calls before 6am
3: My kids. I want for them so much.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1: A hot shower
2: A hot shower
3: A hot shower. Seriously. I love the shower.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE CHOSEN SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1: Height
2: Girth
3: Dark hair
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1: Sleep
2: No air
3: Bad smells
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1: Florist
2: Painter
3: Some days I would just like to sit still for a while. Is that a career?
Well, I've been writing my ass off at work so that's tapping me in terms of writing outside of work.
Here is a wonderful Sipman Meme to entertain me (while I'm actually at !$*!&! work on a Saturday - where I'm supposed to be writing for work!)
THREE WAYS I AM STILL A KID:
1: I laugh. All the time. When appropriate. When not appropriate.
2: I day dream.
3: I am in awe of the world. For good and for bad.
THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD:
1: I cannot sit crisscross on the floor for too long.
2: I cannot eat anything I want to eat. Well, I can, but it’s not as easy on me as it once was.
3: I have this awareness of the fragility of life.
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO:
1: Sleep in.
2: Float on my back in the water.
3: Raise my kids with love and laughter.
THREE WAYS THAT I'M A STEREOTYPICAL "BOY":
1: I’m not emotionally complex. I say what I think, I do what I feel.
2: I wear boxer shorts. Well, maybe not to work.
3: I don’t dry my hair, hell, I barely brush it. That’s what my fingers are for.
THREE WAYS THAT I'M A STEREOTYPICAL "GIRL":
1: I shave my legs every day.
2: I wash my hair every day.
3: I puke very easily. Very. Easily.
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1: Sleep. Seriously. More than just here and there.
2: Go on vacation with the husband. Just the husband.
3: Sleep. Oh wait, did I say that?
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1: Freckles.
2: Breasts.
3: Toes.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1: Stomach aches.
2: See number 1.
3: See number 2.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1: Irish
2: Scottish
3: American
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1: Phone calls after 9pm
2: Phone calls before 6am
3: My kids. I want for them so much.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1: A hot shower
2: A hot shower
3: A hot shower. Seriously. I love the shower.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE CHOSEN SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1: Height
2: Girth
3: Dark hair
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1: Sleep
2: No air
3: Bad smells
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1: Florist
2: Painter
3: Some days I would just like to sit still for a while. Is that a career?