SO VALENTINE'S

Jan 26, 2011 22:10

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they see me trollin'

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PLOTTING AND WHATNOT ♦ LILITH veiledviper January 27 2011, 04:40:29 UTC
Dear everyone:

Lilith is going to be a pirate...queen during this event. I just want you all to understand how horrible this is for her, and how awesome this is for me.

Mostly, she will be pillaging the fuck out of everyone's stuff and being romantic and dashing and not having scurvy because that's how romance pirates always are, all the time.

Some questions:

Do you want your booty to be pillaged? (Not like that unless you are Ambrosia) Though, idk. If you are attractive enough, Pirate Lilith might be all in your personal space.

If you would prefer your booty to be unpillaged, would you instead like to be part of a Sexy Pirate Crew? Bonus of Gemma Arterton Lilith in breeches (dat ass) and one of those billowy shirts and also a Nice Hat. With a pimpfeather.

Would you like to be harassed in some other way by Pirate!Lilith? Please specify!

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Re: PLOTTING AND WHATNOT ♦ LILITH mellie January 27 2011, 04:42:22 UTC
CAN SHE PILLAGE THE FUCK OUT OF JAYNE? I mean wut.

I volunteer ALL my characters for this.

Except Ellie. Do not tarnish the little girl.

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Re: PLOTTING AND WHATNOT ♦ LILITH veiledviper January 27 2011, 04:45:18 UTC
Ellie can totes be part of the pirate crew if you want, because Pirate!Lilith would totally be fond of precocious children.

After this, she will bathe in acid but yes.

Aww yeah she will be pillaging Jayne all right. :3

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Re: PLOTTING AND WHATNOT ♦ LILITH barbedpatience January 27 2011, 05:06:27 UTC
O-Omg can Rose maybe join the crew? Idek why but I can totally see her as a hot hardass pirate :| She will be the type to stab first ask questions later, totally loyal to her captain and never questioning the morality of what they do until a tall dark stranger should attempt to steal her heart :|

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Re: PLOTTING AND WHATNOT ♦ LILITH veiledviper January 27 2011, 05:44:33 UTC
LMFAO yes and she can disapprove or w/e when her glorious captain becomes all enamored with the governess they have kidnapped. OR NOT

But yeah she can totally be a pirate!

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Re: PLOTTING AND WHATNOT ♦ LILITH driftingtides January 27 2011, 09:29:28 UTC
LMAO OMG SHE TOTALLY WOULD BE DISAPPROVING BECAUSE LILITH WAS SUDDENLY GOING ASRTAY FROM ~*~THE PIRATE CODE~*~

Rose is a by-the-book type of girl, even as a pirate, okay :| She would totally be the one to organize all the pillaging details, keep track of all the treasure, let Lilith know when they needed to stop into town for more supplies, etc. I kinda picture her following the captain around with a clipboard and shooting anyone who tries to get close :|

...Omg what if she is like that cliche jealous OTHER love interest-type, blocking the way from Lilith and Ambrosia's true wuv :|

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Re: PLOTTING AND WHATNOT ♦ LILITH bitingretort January 27 2011, 05:51:22 UTC
I WILL SIGN JORDAN UP TO BE A PIRATE, IDEC

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Re: PLOTTING AND WHATNOT ♦ LILITH veiledviper January 27 2011, 06:00:07 UTC
YAAAAY LET'S DO IT LMAO THEY CAN RIDE AROUND IN A SHIP ON THE GREAT LAKE, WHICH WILL BE TRANSFORMED INTO A SEA!! FOR THE EVENT

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Re: PLOTTING AND WHATNOT ♦ LILITH bitingretort January 27 2011, 06:09:36 UTC
YEEEEAAAAAAH THE HOTTEST GD PIRATES ON THE GREAT SEA

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Re: PLOTTING AND WHATNOT ♦ LILITH driftingtides January 27 2011, 09:29:53 UTC
OMG YES HOT PIRATE BOOTY FOR ALL

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Re: PLOTTING AND WHATNOT ♦ LILITH theforestechoes January 28 2011, 00:12:54 UTC
FUCK YEAH, THE HOTTEST

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Re: PLOTTING AND WHATNOT ♦ LILITH tigerzahn January 27 2011, 18:29:51 UTC
omgomgomg

;;

that is a beautiful idea.

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