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[hdmaster_cid]

THE MORNING AFTER MEME

✖ Usual format!
You post with your characters, and then others reply to you. Shenanigans ensue!

✖ The setting? Your characters are passed out just about wherever you want.
The bed, the couch, the school grounds, the middle of Hogsmeade...

✖ What did you two do last night, anyway?
Why does your mouth taste funny?
Why are you

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[chairismine]

[iwuvaliens]

BB!Dita wakes up to find her Raichu plushie has gone missing. And the man sleeping over there is clutching it. Indignant, she throws a pillow at his face.

[chairismine]

Mmmmmmm snuggly and waaaaaarm. Congratulations, Dita. You've discovered Jim is a snuggler. And enthusiastic one.

Jim will not even open an eye at the pillow, but mutter something about having five more mintues.

[iwuvaliens]

Dita is chuffed. She just wants her Raichu back. She'll go up and pull his hair. Give. him. BACK.

[chairismine]

OW! Leave him alone Zek...

you're... not Zekk.

[iwuvaliens]

I'm Dita. And that's my Raichu. She makes a grab for it.

[chairismine]

......

...

How old are you Dita?

[iwuvaliens]

Six AND A HALF. And he's MINE. You're too old for him. She sits back on her heels and crosses her arms.

[chairismine]

... Do you know who Jim is?

And you can totally have the toy back. Yeah. Sorry about, uh, taking him. Somehow.

[iwuvaliens]

No. Is he an alien?

Dita takes him back, hugging him protectively to her chest. She assures him he is now safe from the scary man.

[chairismine]

Jim is. One of the older students here. That's all.

Hey! Jim isn't scary! Though. He's confused as to how he got here...

[iwuvaliens]

He's an old man? Older than ten?!

He's big and scary. Dita would perhaps be less frightened if she knew who he was. Or how she got there. As it is...she might start crying soon.

[chairismine]

Hey! Eighteen isn't old!

Oh, sorry kid. The name's James Kirk, but you can call him Jim. And you shouldn't cry 'cause if you start crying he'll start crying too and that'll be embarrasing, won't it?

[iwuvaliens]

He's almost as old as her Mom. (Who is nearly 30. But same difference when you're six.)

She'll cast him a quizzical look. Big people cry too?

[erbtochter]

...

wat.

No, seriously, this is her entire thought process, just... wut?

[chairismine]

Halfasleep, shirtless Jim will crack an eye open.

Oh. Hi, you.

And then close his eyes again.