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[hdmaster_cid]

THE MORNING AFTER MEME

✖ Usual format!
You post with your characters, and then others reply to you. Shenanigans ensue!

✖ The setting? Your characters are passed out just about wherever you want.
The bed, the couch, the school grounds, the middle of Hogsmeade...

✖ What did you two do last night, anyway?
Why does your mouth taste funny?
Why are you

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[notabride]

[gunsngrenades]

For some reason they are in a closet with lots of swords. Not all of which were put back in place.

[notabride]

Small yawn and sleepy eye rub.

Blink.

Blinkkkkk.

Wait for it.

BLINK.

...dkalnfdal WHAT THE---?!

[gunsngrenades]

Jayne wakes up quickly. And grins. He never thought he'd end up together in a closet with Mulan. Not after her refusal of his pickup line. Mornin'

[notabride]

It's a closet full of swords, Jayne. Take notice of that. B|

But Mulan is slightly hesitant as she says her "Good morning" reply right back. Not a grinning face but a confused one.

What ... is going on?

[gunsngrenades]

Jayne ain't sure what happened or why they're here. But he might as well take advantage of the situation. Until he notices the swords. Perhaps he should move them somewhere more...comfortable.

[notabride]

Yeah, that wandering hand of yours? It's the reason you're on the floor with a broken nose, from one well placed kick.

Mulan is totes out of there you don't even. She doesn't know what happened, but you aren't gonna make it worse.

[gunsngrenades]

Yep. His first impression of her was the right one. Prude.

[notabride]

Jayne would of been A-OKAY AND NOT IN PAIN if he hadn't of groped her. :|

[gunsngrenades]

Hey, a boy's got needs. And they obviously did something to end up together in the closet.

[notabride]

That was more of a want, Jayne. And not even in your dreams - ever.

And yes, they did something, like both drinking a bad beverage or something.

[gunsngrenades]

Jayne will not so politely disagree. It's definitely a need on his end.

But they did it together. That's the important part.

[notabride]

Still - never going to happen. :|

Calm down, she's not accusing you of anything sinister. Whatever they took, it was involuntary.

[gunsngrenades]

Whatever. Jayne would just like to be gone now.

But oh wait.

Door's locked.

[notabride]

Locked? She has her wand she'll just ---

....

--- she had her wand. Worst morning ever. /sigh Will Jayne please stand back?

Yeah that noise? Mulan is totes picking that lock. Never let it be said that all one learns in Hogwarts is academic.

[gunsngrenades]

Huh. He never pegged her as the type. Good on her.

But fresh air and less close quarters. He can go tend to that broken nose now. It ain't the first time, and he imagines it won't be the last.