Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

[urpersonaldemon]

Character Select: urpersonaldemon & namaste-jagat & tauromachia & no-souls-here & thedancingedge & l33t-magician & anybodyelsewecanjamin. If you want to join, just PM / IM me.
Stage: Courtyard.
Week: 60
Time / Stock: Sunrise → Sunset.
What: a Brawl.
Rating: T for Teen. Cartoon Violence. Crude Humor.
Settings: Daemons ☑. Smash Ball ☑. Poké Ball ☑. Bob-omb ☑. Hammer ☑. Starman ☑.

Comments

I got off much earlier. Can you tell that I fell asleep XD?

[no_souls_here]

[Finally, there may be something worth attending. Sebastian usually managed to dispense his opponents swiftly. It had been a surprise when Agni had first appeared and served as a formidable enemy. So much so it had been questioned whether the Indian was in fact human or not Which he is.

Picking a cozy spot by the sidelines, Ciel seated himself holding Tito on his lap. He waited for the match to begin, watching with a keen eye. Stroking the little dog, while wearing that amused expression almost made him look all the world like a traditional cartoon super villain.

Either way, Ciel would enjoy this. If Sebastian lost, it would be hilarious and give the Earl plenty of ammo to needle Sebastian with later, and if Agni lost he could rest easy in the knowledge that his butler was superior, and it should make his own goals that much easier to pursue]

[tauromachia]

[ Man. It was so ██ dull tonight. Ilforte couldn't find a single productive thing to do. He had been traversing the Hogwarts' Halls with Mónica for something around an hour and, still, nothing. Let let out a sign, stopping down to scoop up the white poof. ]

Let's just get back to the room, bro', I don't think we are going to find anything worthwhile to do in this ██ hole.

[ He started back to the room when, all of a sudden, Mónica just took off. He cursed, silently, and gave chase. ]

Damnit Mónica. Get the ██ back here.

[ Mónica came to an abrupt halt right alongside Ciel, the other Daemon Dog having caught her attention. ] >8[

[no_souls_here]

[Great, just what Ciel needed. Another mongrel to intrude on his personal space. He planned on ignoring it but Tito had other ideas. Freeing himself from Ciel's grasp the little chihuahua hopped to the ground and wandered over to Monica]

[Tito Grabbed her paw, he lifted to his furry lips and kissed it]Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ignacio Alonzo Julio Frederico de Tito.

[Not expecting his familiar to be forward, Ciel recoiled and wanted to admonish Tito. Again! What beyond size did he and Tito have in common?!]

[tauromachia]

[ Mónica cast a look aside as Tito introduced himself to her. He was so charming. Mónica smiled, unable to help the blush that was painting its way across her face. ]

It's a pleasure, Monsieur Tito. [ Sits up straight. ] Mónica LeBeau.

[ It is then that Ilforte rushes in, looking anything but pleased. the Hell was she doing, just taking off like-- erm. What was going on ..? ]

[no_souls_here]

[Amazing, Tito had expected to have been hit, or snarled at. That's usually what followed, but not with this one. Mónica LeBeau, another foriegn job? Sign me up~]

So what's a mademoiselle like you, doing in a place like this?

[Look. He could appear cultured too... even if that may be one of the few foriegn words he actually knew.]

[Ciel leveled a glare at Iilforte]

Do try to keep your beast under control...

[prfctpotions]

Don't bother, Mister Phantomhive.

[Oh look, there's a pink bastard with a ferret lounging across his shoulders. Szayel gives his elder brother an amused smirk as he approaches, hands folded behind his back.]

My brother's vocabulary is completely lacking in anything that could be related to 'control'.

[tauromachia]

[ Excuse me while I Lol. Foreign job. Is that any way to reference a classy Daemon, ..? I think not. It's a good thing Mónica can't read minds, else she would have smacked you. ]

I came with my Maître, Ilforte. It looks as though you did too, Monsieur--.

[ B- B- Beast. Mónica is furious. She puffs up, and starts growling, mirroring Ilfortes' own irritation. ]

I think you might want to get your eyes examined, bro', 'cause the only beast here is that little rat you call a dog. [ Oh. What perfect ██ timing! He seethes, turning to Szayel. ] Piss off, Szayel. Who the ██ invited you! I can't believe you had time in-between ██ sessions with your boyfriend to make an appearance.

Long post is long

[no_souls_here]

[Tito is very glad she can't read minds, or she would find plenty of things to smack heem for]

Maitre? [Looked towards Ciel briefly] I don't know if I'd go that far, but I do keep the kid company you know. He depends on me. You could say, he couldn't live without me. [Look how important Tito is]

[Tito is also lucky that Ciel is distracted by Ilforte and Szayel at the moment]

I'll have you know that Chihuahua's have been an accepted breed since 1904. [So what if Pomeranians have been accepted since 1888... Ilforte might not know that..... At the entrance of the other professor, he simply nodded to acknowledge the other's presence taking the opportunity to allow the pair of them to squabble amongst themselves. Boyfriend!? How did Ilforte know about that...? Fabulous, just fabulous. He had hoped that Sebastian was being discreet. Out in the courtyard like this, how long would it be before everyone knew about it? Grimacing, he felt the need to add something. ] I do wish you professors would keep your personal lives to yourselves...

[

Poor Ciel. XD

[prfctpotions]

[Szayel narrowed his eyes in disgust at his brother, his daemon standing up on his shoulder, as if waiting for a fight to break out.]

Really, could you be any more crude? And in front of one of the younger students on top of it?

[...why no, Ciel, he has no idea about your background or anything.]

BWHAHAHA.

[tauromachia]

[ pft. Ilforte folded his arms, turning his chin up with an aggravated sigh. ]

It ain' my ██, bro', so step off. I'm sure this kid knows about the birds and the bees, besides, or whatever the fuck you would call what you do.

[ He shudders. ]

This face forever B<

[no_souls_here]

[Joins Ilforte in the shuddering, if only internally. He couldn't get over how innocent Szayel was acting. Ick. Just Ick. Like he didn't play a pivotel roll in this sordid production. His frown deepened.]

Professor Granz has always been crude, why should we suspect anything otherwise.

[He turned away from the pair and folded his arms, not wishing to look at them Szayel. He'd intentionally refrained from specifying which Professor Granz... fully meaning Szayel. Ilforte was ill-mannered and uncouth, but he hadn't slept with any of his servants... ....Maylene...... had been spending a lot of time with him... why couldn't the Granz siblings stay away from his hired help!. His eyebrow twitched uncontrolably, wishing to teach them both a lesson....]

But they could totally be bffs... just, you know, ignore the fact that your butler's boinking him >>

[prfctpotions]

[He was acting innocent because he was innocent; it was your demon that proposed the damn relationship! He reached up and adjusted his glasses, ignoring Ciel again as he fixed his brother with a less than pleased expression.]

It's the same thing that you've done with the innumerable tramps and whores you've taken to bed, Ilforte. Nothing different, nothing shameful. Though still nothing to discuss openly while students are present.

[He paused long enough to fold his hands behind his back.]

Simply put, seeing as you are incapable of processing other than mundane speech: Shut your mouth, or I will shut it for you.

i am so freakin' sorry for this post. XD

[tauromachia]

[ wat. Innocent. Ha. What a load of ██. Ilforte looks back at him and resists the urge to laugh. ]

I think this guy just might have ██ed you stupid, bro', because I think yer missin' something. It is different. So what if I screwed around with a couple of chicas, at least I wasn't getting ██ed by some guy.

[ He recoils at the thought. He didn't want to think of Szayel getting porked. ¡dios mío! He felt sick. ]

That right, bro'. Well, so long as you don' plan on shoving yer ██ down my throat, I would just love to see you try.

It's the last part of that statement that' hard to "ignore" ... and sajgsjhgfhdsg O.O Ilforte!

[no_souls_here]

[Tramps and whores? Now they were both being crude. Tilting his head slightly in the others direction so you could just make out his non-eyepatch covered eye and the hint of a malicious smirk]

At least you can admit it.. [Not that it would grant the professor any sort of leniency and it certainly was shameful whether with tramps, whores, or a demon butler. They continued to ignore him, another thing the Earl love. Being treated like a child and ignored. He was however amused by Szayel correlating his relationship with Sebastian as being completely base and meaningless]

[Ilforte somehow managed to wipe the superior smirk off of the boy's face, almost instantly. Gawds. That was more than he ever needed to hear. Srsly, w.t.h.]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enough. [He turned back toward the brothers looking more than pissed. There were so many reasons not to make this order, perfectly good reasons... but none of them seemed to be holding any weight.]

Sebastian.

[He flatly stated pausing to gauge the brother's reactions, particuliarly Ilforte'

XDDD

[prfctpotions]

[Szayel was in a similar state of shock over just how... wrong that was for Ilforte to say. Lumina jumped ship, sensing his Person was pissed and not wanting to be around to see the results. The little ferret hid in a nearby brush, as Szayel pulled aside his robes, reaching...]

[And then stopping cold as Ciel called for Sebastian. What the...?]

shit gon' get srs.

[urpersonaldemon]

.. master. [ Sebastian leapt aside utilizing a back handspring. He dodged that sweep with ease, lilac iris' flickering as his Master called to him. He looking over, excusing himself before, finally, rushing over to Ciel. He slid up behind him, casting a shadow over the child with a sinister smirk. ] What seems to be the problem, ..?