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[onceboywonder]

Anybody know where to get a decent pack of smokes around here? Or whatever you fancy English people call them. Look, I don't really care and I'm not judging. As long as it tastes awful like tobacco should and not tea and crumpets or those disgusting menthols my stepmom used to leave around the apartment. Any of you kids track down a pack

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i'm so sorry

[goteamboobies]

But smoking is bad for you!

[onceboywonder]

Really?

Wow, what have I been doing with my life?

[goteamboobies]

I know, right?

...But don't you worry! They have all kinds of stuff to help you quit smoking. One time, I bought our bodyguard some nic-o-teene patches, except he said they were a waste of money and threw them away without opening them.

[onceboywonder]

The nerve of some people.

I'd at least open them first.

[goteamboobies]

You're right! That was pretty rude of him, huh?