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[onceboywonder]

Anybody know where to get a decent pack of smokes around here? Or whatever you fancy English people call them. Look, I don't really care and I'm not judging. As long as it tastes awful like tobacco should and not tea and crumpets or those disgusting menthols my stepmom used to leave around the apartment. Any of you kids track down a pack

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[bitingretort]

Cigarettes that taste like tea and crumpets? Now that must be one hell of a tobacco field they're using.

Those things will burn your lungs out.

[onceboywonder]

Save your lecturing.

[bitingretort]

It's not actually a lecture. A lecture would be me telling you how nasty and bad for your poor little body those things are. But I'm not.

Think of it more as a fact. That someone told you. See?

[onceboywonder]

You want a fact? I don't care.

[bitingretort]

Ooh. Now you're just getting prissy.

[onceboywonder]

You don't want to see me when I'm prissy. What house are you in?

[bitingretort]

How terrifying.

Gryffindor.