The Eighth Enchanting Hex; Narrating Event~ [Voice]

[blackmoonredeye]

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FROM THE MAKERS OF OXI CLEAN.

What---

IS YOUR HOUSE HAUNTED BY UNWELCOME VISITORS THAT YOU JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET RID OF? PERHAPS THE IN-LAWS ARE STAYING A BIT TOO LONG. MAYBE A SPOOK HAS DECIDED THAT YOUR BATHROOM IS HIS NEW PALACE! IF SO--

Haunted, what in the name of Merlin? All this dreadful talking of such pitiful

Comments

[adventumangelus]

Just $14.99? She's worth so much more.

You're nearly drooling.

[blackmoonredeye]

Obviously, if I was a mere product I would be worth quite a deal more!

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A FANTASTIC NEW PRODUCT FOR ALL YOUR CLEAN UP NEE--

[Another slam of the journal. Eventually TBL will switch to writing out all her answers. 8|]

voice;

[tearsthesky]

[She'd just stopped laughing about Lightning, and now she's laughing again.]

I don't know who's responsible for this one, but whoever it is deserves an award.

Voice;

[blackmoonredeye]

[TBL will be so pleased when you get your own horribly annoying narrator, Fang. >| It can't happen soon enough.]

You would believe in rewarding such a pitiful attempt at proper magic.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FROM THE MAKERS OF OXI CLEAN---

[The journal is now slammed shut.

...but it isn't staying shut! 8D]

---THIS IS THE ONLY PRODUCT IN IT'S CLASS TO EVER WIN SUCH AN AWARD FOR USE OF THE PROPER ENGLISH IN ALL IT---

[SLAM! B|||]

voice;

[tearsthesky]

Fang decided some people, you just couldn't please...

I'd reward anything that shuts you up.

And some? Weren't worth the effort.

Hah! About time you said something I agreed with.

Written;

[blackmoonredeye]

I don't think I have ever seen two more compatible neanderthals.

[seoulslasher]

Why is Billy Mays using American currency?

Fight your rival!

Voice; / Written;

[blackmoonredeye]

HI BILLY MAYS HERE. FOR THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, WE'RE OFFERING A ONE TIME DISCOUNT FOR INTERNATIONAL SHIPP---

[And there's another slam of that there journal. Switching to written~]

Far as I can tell, he's an American. Tsk.

written

[seoulslasher]

He sounds it.
I don't even know how to convert dollars to galleons.

Written;

[blackmoonredeye]

Gringotts can do it, or so I've heard. Any bank worth it should be able to do such a simple task.