[08] omgsheisgoingtokillme EVENT

[highbornlament]

[See Sylvanas Windrunner.

See Sylvanas Windrunner do the Caramelldansen

See Sylvanas Windrunner do the Caramelldansen with a look of absolutely murderous intent glowing from her already glowy red eyes.

See Sylvanas Windrunner struck absolutely speechless by her own fury.

Dance, Sylvanas Windrunner, dance.]

Comments

[ardentloyalty]

[He would be amused if he wasn't so horrified by the murderous look on her face. H'oh god, should he offer to help or--...?]

Uh. Professor? I don't know how much it'll help but I can try to reverse the spell?

I don't know how well it'll work if it's affecting the whole school, though...

[highbornlament]

[Fury fury fury, give her a moment to wrangle it down so she doesn't just scream]

... I have been trying to do the same for... [Grrrr] Since this dance started.

[Another long, angry pause]

... There are not enough points in the world to take from the house that did this.

[ardentloyalty]

[o-ohgod, he really wants to help her but... D8 Well, you see, he has this bad habit of falling asleep in class and he would really like not to make it worse.]

Ah... no doubt you're more powerful than I am. [If she couldn't reverse it, he wasn't sure he could either.]

...Try to imagine yourself regaining control, then? One body part at a time. The mind's a pretty powerful thing and if you try hard enough, I'd bet you could regain control over yourself.

[It's worth a shot? D: He really just wants her to calm down.]

[highbornlament]

...

[:|]

... Thank you for your suggestion. [As if it wasn't also something she's been trying the entire time. lmao sorry she is just. So livid. It is not even funny. But it is funny.]

[highbornlament]

[She is SO MAD I don't even]

I am fine, simply very angry at whomsoever had the gall to do this.

[She is just mad enough to kill something small and cute]

[highbornlament]

[Through epically clenched teeth:] If I thought I could drink it in this state I would be happy to partake.

[Uh oh. The Caramelldansen is starting to change.

TIME TO DO THRILLER]

Video;

[radicalmagical]

Wooooooowww!

[Ed sounds...excited. Ed looks excited, too, leaning in real close to the journal and then laughing. /SOB SORRY SYLVANAS.]

Looks fun-fun! Ed wants to try!

[And she does.]

Re: Video;

[highbornlament]

[8\ Oh god no]

Then try away, Ed. If you can take it from me then all the more power to you.

[Please let this just pass off to the kid. PLEASE B|]

Video;

[radicalmagical]

Okaaayyy~ Ed will try-try! Ed will try-try good!

[Ed disappears from view and moar laughing fills the void. SO EXCITE.

Suddenly, Ed then appears and voila! She is a'doin' the Caramelldansen. Her Welsh Corgi of a daemon is attempting to do it, as well. And...a Corphish, too? Ed, are you adopting the Corphish or is it stalking you at random?]

CooooorrrrPHISH! Cor-cor-cor-PHISH!

[Ohgod, it's singing in tune to the music. What is your life, Sylvanas?]

Re: Video;

[highbornlament]

[Her life.

Fuck it.

Just.

Fuck it.

>B|]

voice;

[tearsthesky]

[...Totally laughing.]

Not enjoying our new spell, I take it.

[Fang loves it.]

[highbornlament]

[Can you feel the look of 'fuck you'? I hope you can. Because the hardest scowl/glare to ever glare/scowl is coming out of this lady right now]

Not. In the. Least.

[tearsthesky]

[Fang's BFF is Lightning, she is accustomed to that look.]

It's not that bad.

[highbornlament]

[Yes but Sylvanas is notably not her BFF. WATCH YOURSELF IN DARK ALLEYS, HUMAN. B| (no j/k but lmao she is so mad)]

... Oh it is worse than not that bad. Much worse.