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[eye2sore]

Ya know, this has been on my mind for years now and I've never thought to ask.

Are moogles edible?

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[blackmoonredeye]

Tsk! How disgusting...

[Because, ew. Not a proper meal at all.]

...though I'm sure those things are absolutely fitting for you.

[eye2sore]

Maybe with a bit of red wine to taste, it can be just as classy as you, babe.

[blackmoonredeye]

Hardly. Nothing can improve those things to such a class!

[eye2sore]

Maybe if ya squint.

[brightensthesky]

Why would you ask something so horrible!

[eye2sore]

Funny you should mention that. See, one of those little critters decided it would be fun to go into my training chambers. It ain't exactly a safe place to be.

[brightensthesky]

What are you talking about! What did you do!?

[eye2sore]

Whoah whoah whoah, hold your horses. I ain't to blame this time around, dudette. Just moseyed off for some lunch and I come back and there's a nice gift of moogle on a stick waiting for me.

[patternprophet]

...I don't think they are...

[eye2sore]

Well, there goes that idea. Bummer.

Maybe I can skin it and make a hat.

[patternprophet]

It would certainly make for an interesting design.

[eye2sore]

Might start a trend.

[tearsthesky]

Been awhile, old man. Don't think you're supposed to eat something that talks back to you.

[eye2sore]

As if. Think you're forgetting that things can't talk when they're dead. Makes that statement kinda null and void.

Seriously though, little accident happened and I need to dispose of this critter one way or another.

[tearsthesky]

It talks before you kill it, I reckon.

What the hell did you do to it?

[eye2sore]

From the looks of it someone had accidentally left the training room door unlocked and this curious little bugger ventured in and got itself skewered.

[herowatchmaker]

That is an odd question to ask, but I don't think they are.

[eye2sore]

Neither does the rest of this castle.