Fifth Soul---[voice]

[whoaismyhairout]

Alright, my delightful little maggots, let's get one thing perfectly clear:

I am not a God. Well, maybe compared to most of the people here, but really. While I love libations as much as the next guy, I'm going to have to refuse the quaint offerings of slaughtered bulls in the shape of hamburger patties that keep popping up every time I turn my

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[slitherouter]

Why would people think you're a god, Mithter?

[whoaismyhairout]

You got me kid, this is all Greek to me.

[slitherouter]

I thee.

[whoaismyhairout]

Nice to know something in that blond lil noggin of yours is still working.

[acciopeaches]

...a-are you a death god, perhaps, sir?

[whoaismyhairout]

The only thing deathly about me is my killer sense of humor~

[acciopeaches]

Oh, sorry, mister. I thought you were a shinigami, maybe.

[elricwizard]

There are no gods.

THE GLARE OF A PROTESTANT KNIGHT~

[thehellsinggirl]

THE GLARE OF AN ATHIEST ALCHEMIST

[elricwizard]

Tell me something. Just what proof do you have of this God, who supposedly is good but rips people away from one another, terrorizes humanity with war and suffering and then deserves our worship?

I once met a girl who devoted her prayers to a god because she wanted her boyfriend to return back from the dead. The closest people to being able to perform miracles are Alchemists and we are flawed humans, not gods. If we were gods, we could stop everything.

If there was such a god in existance, for I am sure there isn't, why the fuck does he want us all to suffer some terrible fate?

FACE THE WRATH OF THE (LIL') BELIEVER

[thehellsinggirl]

It is not peace and tranquility that temper humanity into what they are truly capable of being: it is the obstacles and conflict that we face. Adversity is what shows us who we are, allows us to grow, and become stronger.

A God who failed to include this as an essential part of his divine plan would be a God without wisdom.

'We could stop everything' - what childish drivel.

[scroll_heir]

H-hades?

[O_____O Poor Catty, she wants to know why he is here, because she can only think of how Chris is a shade~]

[whoaismyhairout]

Take out the extra H and the stuttering hyphen and we're in business babe.

[scroll_heir]

Why are you outside of the Underworld?

[whoaismyhairout]

I went looking for you dimwitted little rays of sunshine, naturally.

[tuneitup]

Uh....

You look familiar...

[whoaismyhairout]

The hair's a little hard to miss, sugar.