003; Written

[gunsngrenades]

Why are there so many gorram little kids around here? What's with this rutting place and all the magical mishaps? I ain't gonna babysit no stupid brats.

That said, anyone around here who is over the age of annoyin' want to go practice martial arts of somethin'?

Comments

[greeneyedmecha]

Hey, do you speak Chinese?

[gunsngrenades]

A little. Why?

[greeneyedmecha]

Cuz Mulan didn't speak English as a kid, and I need someone who can speak it well enough to explain to her what's going on.

[gunsngrenades]

Iunno 'bout that. Guess I could try.

[ahmazing_alpha]

Tell me about it. The last thing I need is to get stuck babysitting these twerps..

[gunsngrenades]

Seems like we keep having to babysit the little kids. I don't know why they don't just make Hogwarts for older, more mature students. I didn't come to Hogwarts to do no nanny duty.

[ahmazing_alpha]

It does, doesn't it? You also, apparently, didn't come to Hogwarts to do no grammar exercises either