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Members of staff, how many of you remain sane and unaffected by this current spell? Miss Phantom appears to have the students under control for the time being, for which she has my thanks, but it may become necessary for certain members of staff to be restrained, which is not a job to be left to students.
To those of you who do not recognise your current location, this is Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Whoever you believe or know yourselves to be, if you do not recognise this place, you are currently not in possession of the powers, abilities and/or technologies to which you have grown accustomed. One suggests that no further attempts to jump off balconies or any other similar endeavours are made.
To those of you who do not recognise your current location, this is Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Whoever you believe or know yourselves to be, if you do not recognise this place, you are currently not in possession of the powers, abilities and/or technologies to which you have grown accustomed. One suggests that no further attempts to jump off balconies or any other similar endeavours are made.