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[protecthim]

[Locked to staff]

God I hate teenagers. Arrogant sons of bitches, all of them.

To those of you with more experience: How do you get through the day without just punching one of them? Just a little punch. Won't even bruise for long.

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[protectthem]

Just tune it out, Dean.

[checks to make sure Dean did a decent lock before adding] It can't be any worse than what I've been dealing with.

[private to Sam, it's whining time]

[protecthim]

Dude, this kid today. Telling me. That he knows more about fighting ghosts and shit than me. THAN ME.

Tell me right now that I shouldn't have popped him one.

What have you been dealing with?

[private to dean]

[protectthem]

...And you DIDN'T punch him? Wow. I'm proud of you. What I've been dealing with is just teenagers with teenage problems, so very not important problems.

Why not just-- whenever we got uppity with Dad, he'd always put us in our place. I mean if this kid is so convinced he's better, why not make a lesson out of it? Through him at something scary and then save him if he can't handle it. That should keep him quiet for a few days, right?

Re: [private to sam]

[protecthim]

Yeah I know. I just like... the more I think of it, the less I think Dad's methods are exactly a healthy alternative.

But then again, the thought of this kid wetting his pants with a banshee on his tail is incredibly satisfying.

[private]

[protectthem]

Oh God, I'm not saying--

No, not THAT bad. Don't actually do what Dad did to us. But the thing about kids is that they're usually all talk and swagger if nothing else, so put him to some sort of test, or something.

[private]

[protecthim]

Yeah, that's what everyone else has been suggesting.

I was planning on doing it later in the term, but these kids could use a little humbling.

[private]

[protectthem]

I'm surprised you waited. What are you planning?

[Sam sees that icon ARE YOU LAUGHING AT HIM D:]

[private]

[protecthim]

[YES LOL Dean is giggling at his brother]

Oh, nothing.

[SEE ICON FOR DEAN'S RL FACE]

Re: [private]

[protectthem]

Really? Nothing at all?

[See icon for SAM'S FACE FOREVER.]

Re: [private]

[protecthim]

Nope. I am perfectly harmless.

Also, remind me to make statements broadcasting my intent to harm children more often. This entry has the creepies crawling out of the woodwork.

[private]

[protectthem]

I thought I was the one who usually attracted those. Maybe this is a decent hunting technique.

[private]

[protecthim]

Yeah, you do know how to pick 'em. Remember that old lady who wanted to get in your pants?

[private]

[protectthem]

I could have sworn we agreed never to mention that again ever.