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The skull is back in his crate, and I don't plan on letting him out anytime soon. In fact, he's probably going to be on the next owl back home.
I'm sorry to everyone, I didn't realize he knew how to write, what with the not having hands, or I would have made sure I didn't let him near my journal. Unfortunately Bob isn't human, and he doesn't understand human morality, social issues, emotions, or apparently tact. I actually think in his own bizarre way he did think he was looking out for me, but clearly he crossed a lot of lines understatement of the millennium, and as his keeper I'm the one responsible. Professor Shalice I'll be resigning my post as Prefect, and I'll take whatever additional detentions you feel are required.
Again, I'm sorry to everyone he offended with his antics, and if you've got additional complaints you can find me in the Gryffindor Common Room or Great Hall to voice them/throw old vegetables.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find a nice dragon to feed myself to.
I'm sorry to everyone, I didn't realize he knew how to write, what with the not having hands, or I would have made sure I didn't let him near my journal. Unfortunately Bob isn't human, and he doesn't understand human morality, social issues, emotions, or apparently tact. I actually think in his own bizarre way he did think he was looking out for me, but clearly he crossed a lot of lines understatement of the millennium, and as his keeper I'm the one responsible. Professor Shalice I'll be resigning my post as Prefect, and I'll take whatever additional detentions you feel are required.
Again, I'm sorry to everyone he offended with his antics, and if you've got additional complaints you can find me in the Gryffindor Common Room or Great Hall to voice them/throw old vegetables.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find a nice dragon to feed myself to.