one - voice:.
OH THE WORLD IS ENDING IN AN UTTERLY MIND-BOGGLING AND EXASPERATING WAY! Oh, mère la plus chère! Le monde est sorti juste pour me recevoir aujourd'hui! Je vous veux dire, ai vu tous ces hibous - er, I mean!
There was a bird - well, an owl - this morning and it landed in my orange juice today! It just sorta...flopped there. And splashed juice ALL over my hair! My lovely, glorious, blond locks!
/sob
There is still orange juice in my hair. And the - THE POOR OWL! I BET HE IS ALL STICKY, TOO! OWL-SAMA! NOOOOOOOO!
/lots of various crashing sounds of FAIL in the background and unintelligible crying that sounds remotely like 'WRY, MR OWL!?!?!?! WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG!?!".
There was a bird - well, an owl - this morning and it landed in my orange juice today! It just sorta...flopped there. And splashed juice ALL over my hair! My lovely, glorious, blond locks!
/sob
There is still orange juice in my hair. And the - THE POOR OWL! I BET HE IS ALL STICKY, TOO! OWL-SAMA! NOOOOOOOO!
/lots of various crashing sounds of FAIL in the background and unintelligible crying that sounds remotely like 'WRY, MR OWL!?!?!?! WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG!?!".