[Locked to Szayel]
Babe, I've been thinking about that little arrangement we had, and I gotta say, it just isn't gonna work for me. Too much work, too little interest being returned if y'know what I'm saying.
So, basically, the point that I'm trying to address is that I just so happen to have a copy of this nifty little conversation recorded, and, since I'm such a scatter brain with this sort of thing, I can't help but wonder if I may forget where I leave it. Say, forgetting it on Cid's desk after a meeting, or maybe dumping it on the Ministry's front lawn.
I could see how that may inconvience your research, what with it holding evidence that would provide grounds for dismissal and maybe even criminal repercussions. And yeeesh, spending your golden years behind bars might not be so golden, y'know?
Fortunately for you, my cotton candy haired friend, I'm willing to work extra hard on remembering where I leave it with a little incentive.
Say 70% of all earnings.
Ah, what the hell, make it 60%. I'm a generous guy.