It's that time again students and faculty. The "Ask Maes" column of the paper is looking for more submissions from YOU. For those that are not aware of what this is, it is essentially an advice column in the paper for your worries, troubles, and concerns. Further procedures can be found below:
Set up outside my office is a small box where you can drop off your letters to me. I promise to keep things anonymous and give the best advice I can to anyone seeking it. In fact, I've put several charms and protective wards on it so that no one can get inside except for me. Once those letters are in there, they are in there until I say so. Hopefully writing about your problems or concerns will help you feel a little bit better.
I'll collect a few first before responding to them, so if I don't get back to you right away I apologize.
Remember, just drop them off in the
box outside my office.
[ooc: As some of you might remember, Maes decided to start an "Ask Abby" style column. This is completely in-character of course and your letters should reflect that. If you don't know how this works. Basically a reader will submit an anonymous letter (usually with some creative pen name) asking the writer for advice on a given topic (school, relationships, work, bullies, recent traumatizing school events, etc). The writer then responds with their advice for the reader. Simple, right?
Or, you can just look at the
last time he did this.
I should also mention that I turned anon commenting 'on' for the Maes journal so that you could go for the "full effect".]