R Sounds.
really tired.
It's 4 am, and I should probably rest. But, I won't. I'd rather sit here, with a guitar cable wrapped around my neck, writing about absolutely nothing. You can't accuse me of not keeping it real.
A woman in her early 30's hit on me at the grocery store today. She had her son with her. He kept screaming at her, demanding to be taken home, because he wanted to play his PS3. How many dates before I get in on some PS3 action? Probably 3 or 4. I wouldn't go through with it, though. Kids today have horrible taste in games. if I went to all that trouble, only to find that the kid's entire game library consists of Madden '07 and Motor Storm, I'd write an angry letter to my congressman. The public school system HAS to take some responsibility for the degree of video game ignorance in today's youth. But, I'm not totally unreasonable. I know it's not only the schools' fault. It's probably religion too. The ten commandments are fine and all, but where's "Thou shalt not camp the spawn point," or "Thou shalt beat emerald weapon without Knights of the Round, or it doesn't count. Do it without cheese, don't be lame."
So, to sum up. If you're going to try to pick up guys at the grocery store with your kid in tow, make sure he knows his shit. It also helps if you wear a short skirt.
It's 4 am, and I should probably rest. But, I won't. I'd rather sit here, with a guitar cable wrapped around my neck, writing about absolutely nothing. You can't accuse me of not keeping it real.
A woman in her early 30's hit on me at the grocery store today. She had her son with her. He kept screaming at her, demanding to be taken home, because he wanted to play his PS3. How many dates before I get in on some PS3 action? Probably 3 or 4. I wouldn't go through with it, though. Kids today have horrible taste in games. if I went to all that trouble, only to find that the kid's entire game library consists of Madden '07 and Motor Storm, I'd write an angry letter to my congressman. The public school system HAS to take some responsibility for the degree of video game ignorance in today's youth. But, I'm not totally unreasonable. I know it's not only the schools' fault. It's probably religion too. The ten commandments are fine and all, but where's "Thou shalt not camp the spawn point," or "Thou shalt beat emerald weapon without Knights of the Round, or it doesn't count. Do it without cheese, don't be lame."
So, to sum up. If you're going to try to pick up guys at the grocery store with your kid in tow, make sure he knows his shit. It also helps if you wear a short skirt.