what's the worst thing that can happen while trying on trousers in a changing room?
yesterday i was in top shop and while i was trying on trousers in their changing rooms, they decided to evacuate the entire building. i was trying to pull up my trousers when someone rudely barged into the room demanding i pick up all the clothes and drop them off before leaving the building. i asked "wouldn't it be more sensible for me to just leave them here considering this could be a bomb scare and we could all get blown up at any minute?" to which she replied "yeah, okay leave them here."