ϟ ϟ 1st ϟ ϟ [ Intro Post ]

[square_cubelaw]

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[zombee_slayer]

This ain't the fucking operator. And there's no place like that here.

[Phone]

[square_cubelaw]

Okay then sunshine, who did I just call?

[Phone]

[zombee_slayer]

Tank Fucking Dempsey.

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[square_cubelaw]

Are you sound like a Monday night wrestler?

[Phone]

[zombee_slayer]

The hell are you talking about?

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[square_cubelaw]

I swear, I was funnier in the 60's.

So, what do you do Tank?

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[zombee_slayer]

What don't I do? I'm a Marine, zombie killer, time traveler, devil slayer and all-around badass.

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[square_cubelaw]

Now that's more like it. What war did you fight in?

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[zombee_slayer]

The Pacific war of course.

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[square_cubelaw]

So where does the time traveling come in?

I was at Normandy and a few scuffles in Europe.

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[zombee_slayer]

When I got stuck trying to stop Nazi zombies.

Well goodie for you. One of my team members is from Russia, and the other bastard is a Kraut.

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[square_cubelaw]

That's just what the Nazi's need, zombies.

I only had to deal with walking tanks with arms and super mutants, at least they don't rot on you.

It's good to know there's an actual soldier in town though.

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[zombee_slayer]

Back-fired on their asses when a demonic brat took 'em over.

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[square_cubelaw]

Letting some madman create a new super soldier usually does.

Could be worse I guess. Ever go to the vampire dimension?

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[zombee_slayer]

No, vampires don't exist.

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[square_cubelaw]

Not like you see in movies, and luckily not in many dimensions.

It's a virus. It makes you a cannibal, gives you fangs and spreads fast. Kind of like zombies but stronger.

Also, they're disgusting.