2. What was your dream growing up? I'm still growing up and I don't have a dream. Well, my dream is to live in my sister's basement when I'm grown.
3. What talent do you wish you had? Speaking publicly.
4. Favorite place? In front of the computer, jacking my metaphysical penis.
5. Favorite vegetable? Cucumber, for it is long and hard.
6. What was the last book you read? Jane Eyre. I liked it, but peoples in my class were like "OH MAH GAAHHWD, IT WAS SO BORIN'!"
7. What zodiac sign are you? Gemini, because I'm one coolass ho.
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? None at all. NONE. This means I'm going to heaven, rite?
9. Worst Habit? Stuttering when I'm talking to anyone I don't know REALLY well or during class presentations. WHY AM I SO SHYYY IN REAL LIFE? ON THE INTERENT, I'M SO LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS. REAL LIFE SUCKS.
10. Do we know each other outside of lj? NO, who the fuck are you?
11. What is your favorite sport? FIGURE SKATING IS THE SEX. Gymnastics, too.
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude? A little from column A, a little from column B.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Talk about Naruto and dorky bullshit.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? Like... hypothetically or DID happen? I guess it really fucking sucked when a skunk got in the house and sprayed. Wow, did that suck.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you: I like to squish my face in a cat's belly and inhale.
16. Do you have any pets? HOW APPROPRIATE THAT THIS QUESTION FOLLOWED. Three cats, as you know. All cats are AWESOME, as you may not know.
17. Do you know how to do the macarena? Fuck yes, what do you take me for?
18. What time is it where you are now? 12:34 PM on Wednesday
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Clowns can go die. Mimes should take over for them. And fuck people who hate mimes.
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I could be a bit more BOOTYLICIOUS, I think.
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? I would not help you in your illegal activities, kthnx.
22. What color eyes do you have? Blue-Grey... like the moon relfecting off the gentle waves of the river. *sigh*
23. Ever been arrested? YES, FOR PROSTITUTION. Don't JUDGE ME. Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME.
24. Bottle or Draft? Neither, beer eats my ass.
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? Buy some games. Some anime. A laptop, maybe. Give some to the starving kids in Africa.
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? I couldn't care less.
27. What's your favorite bar to hang at? Chocolate bar.
28. Do you believe in ghosts? Meh. I don't really think about it. Maybe. Maybe not.
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Read gay fanfiction porn.
30. Do you swear a lot? Fuck no.
31. Biggest pet peeve? I HAVE THOUSANDS. BUT I HATE WHEN PEOPLE GET ALL PISSY ON THE INTERENT FOR STUPID SHIT LIKE... IF YOU CAPSLOCK TOO MUCH. FUCK YOU, I'LL CAPSLOCK IF I FUCKING WANT TO, WHORE.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself? Depraved.
2. What was your dream growing up? I'm still growing up and I don't have a dream. Well, my dream is to live in my sister's basement when I'm grown.
3. What talent do you wish you had? Speaking publicly.
4. Favorite place? In front of the computer, jacking my metaphysical penis.
5. Favorite vegetable? Cucumber, for it is long and hard.
6. What was the last book you read? Jane Eyre. I liked it, but peoples in my class were like "OH MAH GAAHHWD, IT WAS SO BORIN'!"
7. What zodiac sign are you? Gemini, because I'm one coolass ho.
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? None at all. NONE. This means I'm going to heaven, rite?
9. Worst Habit? Stuttering when I'm talking to anyone I don't know REALLY well or during class presentations. WHY AM I SO SHYYY IN REAL LIFE? ON THE INTERENT, I'M SO LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS. REAL LIFE SUCKS.
10. Do we know each other outside of lj? NO, who the fuck are you?
11. What is your favorite sport? FIGURE SKATING IS THE SEX. Gymnastics, too.
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude? A little from column A, a little from column B.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Talk about Naruto and dorky bullshit.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? Like... hypothetically or DID happen? I guess it really fucking sucked when a skunk got in the house and sprayed. Wow, did that suck.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you: I like to squish my face in a cat's belly and inhale.
16. Do you have any pets? HOW APPROPRIATE THAT THIS QUESTION FOLLOWED. Three cats, as you know. All cats are AWESOME, as you may not know.
17. Do you know how to do the macarena? Fuck yes, what do you take me for?
18. What time is it where you are now? 12:34 PM on Wednesday
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Clowns can go die. Mimes should take over for them. And fuck people who hate mimes.
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I could be a bit more BOOTYLICIOUS, I think.
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? I would not help you in your illegal activities, kthnx.
22. What color eyes do you have? Blue-Grey... like the moon relfecting off the gentle waves of the river. *sigh*
23. Ever been arrested? YES, FOR PROSTITUTION. Don't JUDGE ME. Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME.
24. Bottle or Draft? Neither, beer eats my ass.
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? Buy some games. Some anime. A laptop, maybe. Give some to the starving kids in Africa.
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? I couldn't care less.
27. What's your favorite bar to hang at? Chocolate bar.
28. Do you believe in ghosts? Meh. I don't really think about it. Maybe. Maybe not.
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Read gay fanfiction porn.
30. Do you swear a lot? Fuck no.
31. Biggest pet peeve? I HAVE THOUSANDS. BUT I HATE WHEN PEOPLE GET ALL PISSY ON THE INTERENT FOR STUPID SHIT LIKE... IF YOU CAPSLOCK TOO MUCH. FUCK YOU, I'LL CAPSLOCK IF I FUCKING WANT TO, WHORE.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself? Depraved.
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