How does one gift wrap a monkey.
I open Christmas presents in roughly 48 hours. (Yes that is right Thursday at 2 am.) The only presents I have for my parents is a hot sauce set for my father. It is going to be a very unbalanced Christmas.
“Oh thank you mom and dad for the hundreds of dollars of cloths and the hundreds of dollars of books and the hundreds of dollars of DVDs and CDs. And the theater tickets. Here is some hot sauce.”
The problem is I don’t know what they want or need. I though maybe they would like a pet monkey to fill the void that is left when I leave, but my mom is against the idea. So now I am left with not a single plausible idea. I have only tomorrow left to figure out what they hell I am going to get them. Weather mom likes it or not a monkey is looking more likely by the minute.
“Oh thank you mom and dad for the hundreds of dollars of cloths and the hundreds of dollars of books and the hundreds of dollars of DVDs and CDs. And the theater tickets. Here is some hot sauce.”
The problem is I don’t know what they want or need. I though maybe they would like a pet monkey to fill the void that is left when I leave, but my mom is against the idea. So now I am left with not a single plausible idea. I have only tomorrow left to figure out what they hell I am going to get them. Weather mom likes it or not a monkey is looking more likely by the minute.