The Same thing we Do every night Pinky
Today I went to work and did absolutely nothing. By nothing I of course mean productive or in any way related to making money for the company. Between waiting on the six customers in the five hours I was there I counted the 6958 straws and 774 wetnaps. Then tonight after I dropped my friends off at home I took a drive for a couple of hours. I just randomly drove around till 2 in the morning thinking about things, because sitting alone in ice cream pallor all morning apparently wasn’t enough time for pontification.
I was thinking about something James said while he was drunk tonight. I really don’t understand how he makes so much dam sense while he is drunk.
Also I noticed something that has been pissing me off the past few weeks. No one calls me by my name. There is a fucking N at the end. I started to realize that no one uses it, no one. I really like my N. I bet people wouldn’t like it if I just started to call them whatever I wanted. What if I just started to leave letter out of peoples names?
PS: I did spend a lot of my early pondering on how to go about taking over the world. So far all I keep coming up with are plans from Pinky and the Brain, and lets face it they didn’t work for them.
I was thinking about something James said while he was drunk tonight. I really don’t understand how he makes so much dam sense while he is drunk.
Also I noticed something that has been pissing me off the past few weeks. No one calls me by my name. There is a fucking N at the end. I started to realize that no one uses it, no one. I really like my N. I bet people wouldn’t like it if I just started to call them whatever I wanted. What if I just started to leave letter out of peoples names?
PS: I did spend a lot of my early pondering on how to go about taking over the world. So far all I keep coming up with are plans from Pinky and the Brain, and lets face it they didn’t work for them.