blasphemy!

[sq2]

And the Lord said "Let there be Jesus!"
And Jesus there was.
And Jesus said unto the Lord "Sup lord"
And the Lord nodded gravely.

And then unto the people
The good Lord did give
The magical plant of Marijana
And the people rejoiced.

But then the Elders
Who held the old ways
Banned the magical plant
And shook an angry fist at Jesus.

And unto the cross,
They killed His ass
And the Lord looked down and said
"Not cool y'all, not cool"