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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I pushed mercutios_pox in the mud (-17 points). Last Friday I broke confoozed's X-Box (-12 points). In March I turned vidihawk in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Saturday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-732 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
spyke1280