Awake in the Middle of the Night

[spydrmonke]

Just wanted to tell you that I heard a story on the news that told a tale of young man in his twenty's that died by having his insides, mainly his rectum, spleen and intestines sucked out of his anus by a pool filter. The corpse was believed to have drowned until the corner found that none of his lower digestive track was found. A few days later the mother was out near the pool and heard some noise from the filter, opened it up found the filter clogged with the organs lost. This is just a reminder, DO NOT PUT YOUR ANUS ON TOP OF THE POOL FILTER!

Racial Joke of the Day.

Q. What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A. A pizza can feed a family of four.