Introduction ?

[spydielives]

Writing introductions is not what I am known for. Sure, I've done some interesting ones in the past, like the time I posted a photo of myself, or the time I wrote about my perfectly normal day, or the time I didn't introduce myself at all.

I'm in a random mood at the moment, so I thought I would share some that with you

I love coffee. If that is news to anyone, well... yeah, I do.

I am a patent examiner who reviews graphical user interfaces. Did you know nearly every facet of our life has a GUI these days? I've looked at things from adding machines to washing machines and everything in between. If it has a screen and you can interact with it, I've probably seen it or at least read about it.

Coffee plus patent examiner equals some pretty strange thoughts. I'll leave you with this one:

I claim:
A method for coming up with LJIdol topics, the method comprising:
    reaching out with a first limb, the first limb comprising an appendage, the appendage consisting essentially of five movable digits, and one or more joints;
    dragging at least one of the five movable digits in a generally horizontal plane;
    obtaining, in response to a random time interval, an openable object using the limb;
    opening the openable object using the appendage;
    viewing, in response to the opening, a random collection of graphical indicators representative of human thought;
    selecting one or more viewed indicators of the random collection;
    submitting the selected indicators to the fearless leader.