this is fun

Oct 18, 2005 17:55

Go to goole and type in "(Your name) needs"
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Ted needs you!
Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time
Ted needs to let go of old crap
Ted needs some Governator lessons
Ted needs disability insurance at work
Ted needs more style to go with his substantial success
Ted needs $50,000 a year
Ted needs for the USA and Russia to SCRAMBLE ENORMOUSLY!
Ted needs to be successful and bring home the bacon
Ted needs assistance with toileting for which he also takes medication
Ted needs to come back to school with your child on their next school day
Ted needs to be checked into someplace that can help him with his sex addiction
Ted needs a 24 hour staffed program which can assist him with taking his medications
Ted needs something "bigger"
Ted needs to grow some balls, and learn how to make coffee
Ted needs a second opinion
Ted needs a lot of help with hotel stays, pumpkin odor, Valclav Havel, and loony new store ideas
Ted needs to come up with a schemeto raise money for repairs
Ted needs someone to drive him around (he has just lost his driving licence)
Ted needs to give Jimmy 6 pennies, but he only has 4 pennies and 3 dimes. So what can he do?

wow, that was very humorous!
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