1. Your Name: Josh 2. Age: 28 3. Fave Color: Black and midnight blue 4. Fave Movie: Fight Club 5. Fave Song: Stairway to Heaven 6. Fave Band: Aerosmith 7. Most Embarrassing Moment:Pick one....but be careful about that... 8. Are you a virgin? Not for a while
1. Who are you? Your friendly neighborhood psychopath 2. Are we friends? I suppose I have no choice in that matter. lol 3. When and how did we meet? I don't remember. it's been a long time. but we met at church. 4. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? Fuck no 5. Would you kiss me? I did once 6. With tongue? I think I did 7. Would you enjoy it? Not a bit, but I think you got a chubb 8. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you out? Not in a gay way, but I sure would hang with ya' 9. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? Only to see if I could make you choke on your drink 10. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Sweet nuts or teabag...You know why 11. Describe me in one word. fucktard 12. What was your first impression? I don't really remember 13. Do you still think that way about me now? I doubt that highly 14. What reminds you of me? Ten pound bags of sugar 15. If you could give me anything what would it be? Some self confidence 16. How well do you know me? Rather well 17. When's the last time you saw me? When you were on you leave from Iraq 18. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Nope...I always have a tendency to speak my mind 19. am I.. - am I cute? Compared to the rotting corpse of a water buffalo...I'd take the buffalo - am I crazy? Yeah. You actually let that nipplehead work on your tattoo again. - am I funny? In what way? - am I annoying? Pretty much - am I psycho? See crazy comment above - am I daring? Um...See psycho comment - am I a good person? Of course, but I think you make some stupid choices 20 - would you.. - hug me? Sure - miss me if I was gone? I do occasionally - would you listen to my problems? Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt - would you be a good friend? Aren't I already? -let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? Only with Serenity there 21. if you could.. - do one thing with me, it would be? Blow up some ragheads - give me a piece of advice, it would be? Make sure the rocket launcher isn't loaded before you clean it - kidnap me for a day, where would we go? Disneyland. I'd then abandon you on the "It's a Small World" ride 22- what do you love about me? The look on your face when I knock you out cold 23- what do you hate about me? Your whining when you experience pain 24- what is my best quality? Your ability to bounce back after being knocked down (figuratively and literally) 25. If you could change anything about me, would you? I would make you more self confident 26- what song reminds you of me?Head Like A Hole 27- Would u go out w me? To kick it, yeah. 28- Are u going to put this in your blog and see what I say about you? It's alreeady there....Answer me, mother fucker!
2. Age: 28
3. Fave Color: Black and midnight blue
4. Fave Movie: Fight Club
5. Fave Song: Stairway to Heaven
6. Fave Band: Aerosmith
7. Most Embarrassing Moment:Pick one....but be careful about that...
8. Are you a virgin? Not for a while
1. Who are you? Your friendly neighborhood psychopath
2. Are we friends? I suppose I have no choice in that matter. lol
3. When and how did we meet? I don't remember. it's been a long time. but we met at church.
4. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? Fuck no
5. Would you kiss me? I did once
6. With tongue? I think I did
7. Would you enjoy it? Not a bit, but I think you got a chubb
8. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you out? Not in a gay way, but I sure would hang with ya'
9. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? Only to see if I could make you choke on your drink
10. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Sweet nuts or teabag...You know why
11. Describe me in one word. fucktard
12. What was your first impression? I don't really remember
13. Do you still think that way about me now? I doubt that highly
14. What reminds you of me? Ten pound bags of sugar
15. If you could give me anything what would it be? Some self confidence
16. How well do you know me? Rather well
17. When's the last time you saw me? When you were on you leave from Iraq
18. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Nope...I always have a tendency to speak my mind
19. am I..
- am I cute? Compared to the rotting corpse of a water buffalo...I'd take the buffalo
- am I crazy? Yeah. You actually let that nipplehead work on your tattoo again.
- am I funny? In what way?
- am I annoying? Pretty much
- am I psycho? See crazy comment above
- am I daring? Um...See psycho comment
- am I a good person? Of course, but I think you make some stupid choices
20 - would you..
- hug me? Sure
- miss me if I was gone? I do occasionally
- would you listen to my problems? Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt
- would you be a good friend? Aren't I already?
-let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? Only with Serenity there
21. if you could..
- do one thing with me, it would be? Blow up some ragheads
- give me a piece of advice, it would be? Make sure the rocket launcher isn't loaded before you clean it
- kidnap me for a day, where would we go? Disneyland. I'd then abandon you on the "It's a Small World" ride
22- what do you love about me? The look on your face when I knock you out cold
23- what do you hate about me? Your whining when you experience pain
24- what is my best quality? Your ability to bounce back after being knocked down (figuratively and literally)
25. If you could change anything about me, would you? I would make you more self confident
26- what song reminds you of me?Head Like A Hole
27- Would u go out w me? To kick it, yeah.
28- Are u going to put this in your blog and see what I say about you? It's alreeady there....Answer me, mother fucker!
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