1. Your Name: Kris 2. Age: 20 3. Fave Color: crimson 4. Fave Movie: Don Juan DeMarco 5. Fave Song: When A Man Loves A Woman by Percy Sledge 6. Fave Band: John Henry 7. Most Embarrassing Moment: …nearly killing the old lady across the street by streaking around my front yard 8. Are you a virgin? no
1. Who are you? I am me, myself, and I 2. Are we friends? Yep 3. When and how did we meet? 10th grade, art class… razor-blades… 4. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? Hell no 5. Would you kiss me? Already have 6. With tongue? … already have 7. Would you enjoy it? Not one fucking bit 8. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you out? To hang out, yeah anytime 9. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? Only to knock your ass the fuck out 10. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Sweet-nuts, when I dropped that 10 pound bag of sugar on you lap and watched laughing my ass off as you fell to the floor in the fetal position 11. Describe me in one word. fucktard 12. What was your first impression? I hated you guts and wanted to kick your ass, that’s why I fixed you all those ex-lax brownies… 13. Do you still think that way about me now? Of course not 14. What reminds you of me? “look boys we got a new vehicle, it got lights and make noise! Weeeehooooweeehooooweeeehoooo!” 15. If you could give me anything what would it be? A plane ticket home 16. How well do you know me? Too well… 17. When's the last time you saw me? Your 2 week leave in… june, or was it july… 18. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? no, I always told your dumbass whether it hurt your feelings or not, honesty is important in a friendship 19. am I.. - am I cute? Hell no - am I crazy? Totally OFT - am I funny? You have been in the desert with a lot of men for quite a while… - am I annoying? NO COMMENT - am I psycho? Manic… - am I daring? Not daring… dumb… - am I a good person? definately 20 - would you.. - hug me? yeah - miss me if I was gone? Mmmmmm maybe… naw I do - would you listen to my problems? Always have before - would you be a good friend? I’d help you move a dead body and kick your ass when you needed it -let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? Been there, done that 21. if you could.. - do one thing with me, it would be? Slug the shit out of you - give me a piece of advice, it would be? Keep your ass down and your pants up - kidnap me for a day, where would we go? I don’t know… 22- what do you love about me? You’re an honest (to me anyways) and loyal friend 23- what do you hate about me? You are a pain in the ass and don’t think before you speak 24- what is my best quality? ….hmmm, have to get back to you on that one 25. If you could change anything about me, would you? Make you not be such a bitch about pain… 26- what song reminds you of me? I’m a little teapot 27- Would u go out w me? I am not gay 28- Are u going to put this in your blog and see what I say about you? No, but you can put it on a comment if you want to
2. Age: 20
3. Fave Color: crimson
4. Fave Movie: Don Juan DeMarco
5. Fave Song: When A Man Loves A Woman by Percy Sledge
6. Fave Band: John Henry
7. Most Embarrassing Moment: …nearly killing the old lady across the street by streaking around my front yard
8. Are you a virgin? no
1. Who are you? I am me, myself, and I
2. Are we friends? Yep
3. When and how did we meet? 10th grade, art class… razor-blades…
4. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? Hell no
5. Would you kiss me? Already have
6. With tongue? … already have
7. Would you enjoy it? Not one fucking bit
8. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you out? To hang out, yeah anytime
9. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? Only to knock your ass the fuck out
10. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Sweet-nuts, when I dropped that 10 pound bag of sugar on you lap and watched laughing my ass off as you fell to the floor in the fetal position
11. Describe me in one word. fucktard
12. What was your first impression? I hated you guts and wanted to kick your ass, that’s why I fixed you all those ex-lax brownies…
13. Do you still think that way about me now? Of course not
14. What reminds you of me? “look boys we got a new vehicle, it got lights and make noise! Weeeehooooweeehooooweeeehoooo!”
15. If you could give me anything what would it be? A plane ticket home
16. How well do you know me? Too well…
17. When's the last time you saw me? Your 2 week leave in… june, or was it july…
18. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? no, I always told your dumbass whether it hurt your feelings or not, honesty is important in a friendship
19. am I..
- am I cute? Hell no
- am I crazy? Totally OFT
- am I funny? You have been in the desert with a lot of men for quite a while…
- am I annoying? NO COMMENT
- am I psycho? Manic…
- am I daring? Not daring… dumb…
- am I a good person? definately
20 - would you..
- hug me? yeah
- miss me if I was gone? Mmmmmm maybe… naw I do
- would you listen to my problems? Always have before
- would you be a good friend? I’d help you move a dead body and kick your ass when you needed it
-let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? Been there, done that
21. if you could..
- do one thing with me, it would be? Slug the shit out of you
- give me a piece of advice, it would be? Keep your ass down and your pants up
- kidnap me for a day, where would we go? I don’t know…
22- what do you love about me? You’re an honest (to me anyways) and loyal friend
23- what do you hate about me? You are a pain in the ass and don’t think before you speak
24- what is my best quality? ….hmmm, have to get back to you on that one
25. If you could change anything about me, would you? Make you not be such a bitch about pain…
26- what song reminds you of me? I’m a little teapot
27- Would u go out w me? I am not gay
28- Are u going to put this in your blog and see what I say about you? No, but you can put it on a comment if you want to
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