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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I stole splendid_shoes's purse (-30 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for grope_crope (10 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole pfantastic's purse (30 points). In May I turned munchkin_boy in for littering (3 points). Last month I broke shensitivity's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
spy_the_tiger
Well, then.