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s P u Z z 3: your my mom
luck Y zim97: you wanna be moms...like together?/
s P u Z z 3: like I'm a mom an dlike your a mom and were like moms together?
luck Y zim97: yeah like that
luck Y zim97: let's do it
luck Y zim97: together
s P u Z z 3: well can i think about this i mean this is happening so fast i just need a moment
luck Y zim97: alright, take five. life's a wastin though
s P u Z z 3: this is really stressful
luck Y zim97: yeah, it takes a lot out of you. have some powerade. get your electrolites back up to par
s P u Z z 3: no powerade... WHAT DO I DO?!?
luck Y zim97: just give up. your dad keeps a gun under his bed, right?
s P u Z z 3: ok all i have is diet coke and goat urin
luck Y zim97: oh shit, goat urine does the trick.
s P u Z z 3: no they have a water bed
luck Y zim97: hah
s P u Z z 3: goat urin?
s P u Z z 3: shti my sister drank the last of it
s P u Z z 3: maybe ill jsut go drowned myself
luck Y zim97: you might as well.
s P u Z z 3: in the waerbed?
s P u Z z 3: you know what? I've decided we SHOULD be moms together
luck Y zim97: kitchen sink. and turn the disposal on..you know, for effect
s P u Z z 3: but i promised camilla i would grow out my hair
luck Y zim97: cut and paste your pubes. she'll never know the difference.
s P u Z z 3: ti wouldnt be as soft...
luck Y zim97: you don't strike me as a very "hard" guy anyway
s P u Z z 3: i wouldnt say hard i would say rough you know how it is...
luck Y zim97: whatever boat you choose to float in...just don't come asking for life rafts
s P u Z z 3: i have the hic ups what do moms do for that?
luck Y zim97: dagger to the heart?
luck Y zim97: no, wait. that's diahrea. something about beating it on the back with a tire iron
luck Y zim97: or a gentle pat, i forget which
s P u Z z 3: that seems a little drastic
s P u Z z 3: cut of a limb ?
luck Y zim97: only with a dull blade
s P u Z z 3: honestly who has that jsut laying around?
s P u Z z 3: its in the attic... to hard to get to
s P u Z z 3: i suppose i could jsut naw it off
luck Y zim97: with your molars
luck Y zim97: no cutting teeth, you sick bastard
s P u Z z 3: happy birthday!
luck Y zim97: oh thanks joe
luck Y zim97: you wanna be moms...like together?/
s P u Z z 3: like I'm a mom an dlike your a mom and were like moms together?
luck Y zim97: yeah like that
luck Y zim97: let's do it
luck Y zim97: together
s P u Z z 3: well can i think about this i mean this is happening so fast i just need a moment
luck Y zim97: alright, take five. life's a wastin though
s P u Z z 3: this is really stressful
luck Y zim97: yeah, it takes a lot out of you. have some powerade. get your electrolites back up to par
s P u Z z 3: no powerade... WHAT DO I DO?!?
luck Y zim97: just give up. your dad keeps a gun under his bed, right?
s P u Z z 3: ok all i have is diet coke and goat urin
luck Y zim97: oh shit, goat urine does the trick.
s P u Z z 3: no they have a water bed
luck Y zim97: hah
s P u Z z 3: goat urin?
s P u Z z 3: shti my sister drank the last of it
s P u Z z 3: maybe ill jsut go drowned myself
luck Y zim97: you might as well.
s P u Z z 3: in the waerbed?
s P u Z z 3: you know what? I've decided we SHOULD be moms together
luck Y zim97: kitchen sink. and turn the disposal on..you know, for effect
s P u Z z 3: but i promised camilla i would grow out my hair
luck Y zim97: cut and paste your pubes. she'll never know the difference.
s P u Z z 3: ti wouldnt be as soft...
luck Y zim97: you don't strike me as a very "hard" guy anyway
s P u Z z 3: i wouldnt say hard i would say rough you know how it is...
luck Y zim97: whatever boat you choose to float in...just don't come asking for life rafts
s P u Z z 3: i have the hic ups what do moms do for that?
luck Y zim97: dagger to the heart?
luck Y zim97: no, wait. that's diahrea. something about beating it on the back with a tire iron
luck Y zim97: or a gentle pat, i forget which
s P u Z z 3: that seems a little drastic
s P u Z z 3: cut of a limb ?
luck Y zim97: only with a dull blade
s P u Z z 3: honestly who has that jsut laying around?
s P u Z z 3: its in the attic... to hard to get to
s P u Z z 3: i suppose i could jsut naw it off
luck Y zim97: with your molars
luck Y zim97: no cutting teeth, you sick bastard
s P u Z z 3: happy birthday!
luck Y zim97: oh thanks joe