This weekend I...

[spux]

Went on a road trip with my monkeys
Put new roofing on a shed
Painted a porch
Blistered up my hands
Chased a frog
Slid down a slide
Drank tequila with cowboys
Petted a Hell's Angel's beard
Sang bad Karaoke
Walked train tracks in the rain
Built an enclosure for a turtle

Yup.