Nights of our Deaths: Episode 6
It was a bright, relentlessly sunny Friday morning, and Shelton was stumbling into the kitchen to prepare himself his first meal of the day-- elevensies. He had woken up rather late, and therefore missed first and second breakfast. Suddenly, the phone rang. Missy, standing next to the phone eating a poptart, glanced at the number. "Hmm," she said aloud. "It looks as if Stephanie is giving you a buzz." She then chucked the phone at her younger brother, narrowly missing the bowl of cereal at his face.
"Dude, Missy," Shelton said, glaring at her. He then answered. "Hi."
"Shelton?"
"What do you want?"
Gianluca's girlfriend giggled. "I have a ride into the Woodlands today! Let's go see a movie with Dookie!" she squealed.
"Uh... I can't today. Call Dookie though," Shelton said, giving a funny look. Why had Lukie Dookie's girlfriend called him and not her actual boyfriend? The wheels were struggling to turn in his rusted mind.
"Oh. Okay."
After Shelton devoured his cereal, bowl included, and Missy laughed at him and the stupidity of it all, he shook his head to give it that just-got-out-of-bed look, as it had flattened whilst he spoke with the bimbo who called herself Stephanie. Then, he staggered upstairs, pretending to be half-asleep for reasons unbeknownst to the camera crews and producers of the Soap Opera. Sitting down at the computer, he signed himself on to AIM. Almost immediately, the poor soul was inundated with an influx of IMs. "SHELTON! SHE BROKE UP WITH ME!" sobbed Gianluca. "I DON'T KNOW WHY!" he screamed. "DUDE! TALK TO HER!"
Shelton slammed his head on the keyboard. "Goddamn girls," he thought to himself. He agreed to speak with this fickle girl and sent her an IM. "Why did you break up with Dookie?" he demanded.
"It was your fault."
Shelton gasped, mortally offended by this accusation.
What will happen? Find out after this commercial break. Missy can't seem to listen to Seventy Times 7 without wondering what the hell Lacey's girlfriend was thinking and still be able to write a soap opera.