*blink*
So I was watching some cop show with my parents, involving some guy who had been murdered by his wife because he left her for a 22-year-old. And my mom turned to me and said, "Those no-good 22-year-olds," or something to that effect.
And I went, "EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!"
I'm old enough to be a homewrecker, and cause murders on cop shows.
If I am old enough to cause murders on cop shows, why haven't I even had a real boyfriend? Unless you count Sir Scumbucket Weaselford-Slime. (That bears no resemblance to his real name...I just wanted to think up a British sounding name comprised entirely of childish insults, which would help me feel less old :P)
p.s. no, you haven't missed my birthday....it's about a month and a half away. But STILL.
And I went, "EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!"
I'm old enough to be a homewrecker, and cause murders on cop shows.
If I am old enough to cause murders on cop shows, why haven't I even had a real boyfriend? Unless you count Sir Scumbucket Weaselford-Slime. (That bears no resemblance to his real name...I just wanted to think up a British sounding name comprised entirely of childish insults, which would help me feel less old :P)
p.s. no, you haven't missed my birthday....it's about a month and a half away. But STILL.