Licks for lesbos...
Hokay, I'm sittin here eatin Roasted Pollo Ramen reflecting on today. So, the big highlight starts off with Ben: his primera love was with this girl Sara(h). They broke up and he suddenly goes buc-wild and loco but this is all a while ago. She's supposedly the cause of why he's so dark and twisted--forgive me for doing the cheerleader "WUTEVERRR!" So I figure since the fucker won't admit he got someone to do chit to my coche(car), the best way to get back at him, is to become amigas with this chica. Mind you, when we went out all he did was talk bad about her so I misbelieved she was some horrible person. Wrong direction. She laughs at all my stupid stuff so instantly we're friends. YAY! Not only does this part work, Ben sees us juntos today and goes ballistic. SCORE! The best part of the whole day though was this morning when he says,"There's nothing sicker than seeing my ex's together." Cuz of course my smart ass self adds,"You shouldn't of broken up with us, you could've had both." Yummy... chalk one up for the lesbians. Pobrecito. Now that he's totally confused, we'll move on to sapphist number dos. Ok so I'm at this fiesta right? We're in the hot tub already about half intoxicated after doing shots. Why not consume more alcohol?! Let's play spin the schnapps bottle! We ran out of tequila so yeah.. do the math: body + shot = body shots for everyone! Someone magically had salt and limes (doesn't taste bueno with peach schnapps). We went in chico-chica order, spinning chit... I apparently missed the two girls sitting next to each other so after Shelby went (indeed a senorita) it was another girls turn that I wasn't paying attention to. So when the bottle landed on me, I'm feliz cuz I get a body shot from an hombre, right? Wrong... with my past I'm more uncomfortable then ever as this puta is all scared to lick salt off my boob and take a shot from between mis itty-bittys. Not to mention the whole kiss me and steal the lime from my mouth. Grr.... at least the guys were pleased. So there's the segundo lesbo punch. People find my stories muy emocianado so por favor, share the wealth. Feel free to comment xoxo