Blast From The Past
In the beginning, there were my friends and a vacation. School board members never had a life when they were young and are involved in an evil conspiracy against me so that I don't have one either. Summer seems so far away but I can survive that long... especially since I get word that a last possible person could actually attend my house for spring break. Some of you know him; some of you haven't a clue as to who he is or what we've had before. The retarded yet lovable Logan. But surprise! In steps my caregiver. "I don't think he needs to come visit. What's the point?" Miss "I work six days a week and don't have time to argue with you" has no clue at all what the hell is going on between us. So she out-rules visitation rights between us and the world keeps spinning. Fucking kangaroos...
Next picture. Ladies, what do you get a boyfriend for Valentine's day if he a)doesn't want anything, b)never had a good experience, and c)doesn't like the holiday in the first place? Basically, I'm out of ideas. Embarassment in front of friends only goes so far with big balloons, teddy bears, and pink hearts. On that side note, I did pick out Finding Nemo v-day cards like in fourth grade where you make a mail box out of a shoe box and decorate it all pretty-like, all in all just to find out how nonpopular you turn out to be. There's always that one card that means the world to you but ya don't know who it's from. You think it's from the cute boy in the front who keeps smiling at you only to find out six years later it was the nerd who sits next to you and the cute kid was actually laughing because you had glitter on your face.
On a better note, I'm reading Ellen's second book. I'm on the third chapter and if you have it or your mother does, I suggest you read it. It's hilarious. In effort to soothe the eyes of those reading this, I'll shut up now.
Next picture. Ladies, what do you get a boyfriend for Valentine's day if he a)doesn't want anything, b)never had a good experience, and c)doesn't like the holiday in the first place? Basically, I'm out of ideas. Embarassment in front of friends only goes so far with big balloons, teddy bears, and pink hearts. On that side note, I did pick out Finding Nemo v-day cards like in fourth grade where you make a mail box out of a shoe box and decorate it all pretty-like, all in all just to find out how nonpopular you turn out to be. There's always that one card that means the world to you but ya don't know who it's from. You think it's from the cute boy in the front who keeps smiling at you only to find out six years later it was the nerd who sits next to you and the cute kid was actually laughing because you had glitter on your face.
On a better note, I'm reading Ellen's second book. I'm on the third chapter and if you have it or your mother does, I suggest you read it. It's hilarious. In effort to soothe the eyes of those reading this, I'll shut up now.