Like holy shit batman...
Last night, I almost got in a coche accident. Only not with a car, ya know? Some...thing with a death wish corrió across the calle when I was on my way to my casa from trabajo. I didn't see it right away so I slammed on my brakes and hit my big ass cabeza on the steering wheel. But my forehead hit my class ring so I had a bump the size of a quarter and now I have a pretty bruise. I LOVE IT! It was scary.. I thought I finally found sasquatch.