06/19/08

[spunkysidekick]

Told you, 's just a nick.

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[robosam]

Just lemme see it.

Dude, hold still.

[spunkysidekick]

Jesus, Sam, it's barely even bleeding.

Okay, okay, just let me get my shirt off-- There.

[robosam]

Alright, just hold still a minute while I patch you up.

[spunkysidekick]

It's a scratch, man. It doesn't need patching.

[robosam]

Would you just shut the hell up for once?

[spunkysidekick]

Only if you stop fuckin' over-reacting.

[robosam]

A guy pulled a knife on you. If I--you could have died, man.

[spunkysidekick]

I was handling it, Sam! You didn't save the day, you just sped it up a little. Sometimes this shit happens, okay. It's not the end of the fucking world, so just-- Just back the fuck off.

[robosam]

Yeah? Well it didn't look okay from where I was standing.

[spunkysidekick]

Well, yeah, it wasn't exactly fun, but worse things have happened to me-- and I'm pretty fuckin' sure worse things happened to you, too, so what the fuck is the problem?

[robosam]

Forget it, alright? Sorry I stepped in. Next time you want I should just drive away?

[spunkysidekick]

I wish you'd driven away this time, Christ-- I can take care of myself. I'm not some fuckin' Julia Roberts. Yeah, you're bigger than me 'n you're stronger than me-- fuck, you're probably better than me, but you know what? I've been by myself since I was sixteen, so fuck you if you think you gotta protect me.

[robosam]

I'm not-- you know what? Fine. If you wanna go, the door's right over there.

[spunkysidekick]

Fine. Just-- fine.