A Vote For Kris & Adam Is A Vote For World Peace
I did not write this... someone else did. I copied and pasted it into my blog because I thought it was so funny. I also did some minor editing, because the original contained language that some of you might find offensive.
For those of you who know me and are totally not into (or totally sick of) American Idol, I apologize. And I ask what is wrong with you, because there epic adorableness going on every Tuesday and Wednesday night, geez!!
That's why I am here. Kris Allen and Adam Lambert need our help! Allison Iraheta fans, I understand your heartbreak. She deserved to be in the final Three, and should not have gone home before Danny Gokey. Nor should have Matt Giraud or Anoop Desai. But your anger and frustration can now be channeled into a higher cause! The cause of Kris and Adam, of genuine friendship, adorableness, musical awesomeness, fierce fashion, and bongos. I know your favorites are gone, but you mustn't dwell! time is of the essence!!
If you don't know why you should care, why you should vote for anyone anymore, why you should even go on living, allow me to present my case.
Reason #1 -- The Scream
Exactly. This is what you want to hear for the next two weeks? No.
Reason #2 -- Anoop, Matt & Allison would have wanted it this way.
Anoop loves Kris and Adam. It's all there... hugging, singing, good-natured teasing.
Do you realize how Anoop is going to feel if Danny gets through again?
You don't want Anoop to be unhappy, do you??
Matt obviously loves Kris and Adam....
Matt is dubious about Danny, and not just because of the denim vest.
So, what does Allison want, you ask?
Q: Allison who should we vote for?
A: This one, this one right here!!
Q: Anyone else?
A: Yes, this one! Isn't he so cute??
Q: What about Gokey?
A: Ummmm.......
REASON #3 -- A Comparative Analysis: Logic, Science and Nature would all vote for Kris and Adam. If they were human. And had phones.
A vote for Kris and Adam is a vote for love....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for dysfunction.
A vote for Kris and Adam is a vote for happiness....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for slothiness.
A vote for Adam is a vote for fierceness....
A vote for Gokey is for smug dillhole-ness.
A vote for Kris is a vote for yummy....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for yucky.
Voting for Adam is a vote for musical prowess....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for.... this.
A vote for Kris is a vote for bongos and awesomeness....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for harps and cheesiness.
A vote for Adam is a vote for smoky eyes....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for clothing-coordinated eyewear.
A vote for Kris is a vote for devil horns....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for the actual devil.
A vote for Adam is a vote for one suave dude....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for a guy so white you can't be seen with him after Labor Day.
A vote for Kris is a vote for rocking out adorably....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for smarming out grossly.
WHAT YOU CAN DO:
Think of how delightful Kris and Adam will be as the Final Two. You don't want to make either of them cry by sending the other one home, do you?
SO, TO SUM UP:
This....
...or this.
These guys....
....or this guy.
Make the right choice, America.
Please note: I got these videos and images from many, many sources in a very short amount of time, due to the fact that I'm supposed to be meeting my personal and professional obligations, and have instead been obsessing. If something is yours and you want it credited or taken down, let me know and I'll take care of it.
For those of you who know me and are totally not into (or totally sick of) American Idol, I apologize. And I ask what is wrong with you, because there epic adorableness going on every Tuesday and Wednesday night, geez!!
That's why I am here. Kris Allen and Adam Lambert need our help! Allison Iraheta fans, I understand your heartbreak. She deserved to be in the final Three, and should not have gone home before Danny Gokey. Nor should have Matt Giraud or Anoop Desai. But your anger and frustration can now be channeled into a higher cause! The cause of Kris and Adam, of genuine friendship, adorableness, musical awesomeness, fierce fashion, and bongos. I know your favorites are gone, but you mustn't dwell! time is of the essence!!
If you don't know why you should care, why you should vote for anyone anymore, why you should even go on living, allow me to present my case.
Reason #1 -- The Scream
Click to viewExactly. This is what you want to hear for the next two weeks? No.
Reason #2 -- Anoop, Matt & Allison would have wanted it this way.
Anoop loves Kris and Adam. It's all there... hugging, singing, good-natured teasing.
Do you realize how Anoop is going to feel if Danny gets through again?
You don't want Anoop to be unhappy, do you??
Matt obviously loves Kris and Adam....
Matt is dubious about Danny, and not just because of the denim vest.
So, what does Allison want, you ask?
Q: Allison who should we vote for?
A: This one, this one right here!!
Q: Anyone else?
A: Yes, this one! Isn't he so cute??
Q: What about Gokey?
A: Ummmm.......
REASON #3 -- A Comparative Analysis: Logic, Science and Nature would all vote for Kris and Adam. If they were human. And had phones.
A vote for Kris and Adam is a vote for love....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for dysfunction.
A vote for Kris and Adam is a vote for happiness....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for slothiness.
A vote for Adam is a vote for fierceness....
A vote for Gokey is for smug dillhole-ness.
A vote for Kris is a vote for yummy....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for yucky.
Voting for Adam is a vote for musical prowess....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for.... this.
A vote for Kris is a vote for bongos and awesomeness....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for harps and cheesiness.
A vote for Adam is a vote for smoky eyes....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for clothing-coordinated eyewear.
A vote for Kris is a vote for devil horns....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for the actual devil.
A vote for Adam is a vote for one suave dude....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for a guy so white you can't be seen with him after Labor Day.
A vote for Kris is a vote for rocking out adorably....
A vote for Gokey is a vote for smarming out grossly.
WHAT YOU CAN DO:
- Vote like a crazy person. For the full two hours. On multiple phones.
- Convert the fence-sitters. Tell them about Kris. Or Adam. Or Kris.
- Post your own Illustrated Thesis, or copy this one and post it. Everywhere. Your Blog, your Facebook Page, your MySpace. Everywhere.
- Do whatever you feel is necessary to get Kris and Adam more votes. Desperate times call for desperate measures, my friends.
Think of how delightful Kris and Adam will be as the Final Two. You don't want to make either of them cry by sending the other one home, do you?
SO, TO SUM UP:
This....
...or this.
These guys....
....or this guy.
Make the right choice, America.
Please note: I got these videos and images from many, many sources in a very short amount of time, due to the fact that I'm supposed to be meeting my personal and professional obligations, and have instead been obsessing. If something is yours and you want it credited or taken down, let me know and I'll take care of it.