When it rains it pours.
Recap: Friendly Mid-Western grocery checker.
I got these two guys one after the other.
First situation:
Me- Hi!
Mean Old Guy- "I'm mean and I think it's funny."
So there I am checking out his soup.
MOG- *Staring at my hair.*
Me- *Notice the staring and smile back.*
MOG- I don't like your hair.
Me- *Huh?* Your total is X amount of dollars.
MOG- That's not even a pony tail you have back there, it's a rooster tail. You know what that is? That's what you have. Is that your real hair color? I bet it isn't. Why would you do that to yourself?
Me- Uh....ha ha...yes sir, that is my natural hair color. I do value you're opinion thank you. Here's your change you have a great day!
MOG- Ha Ha rooster tailed girl. *leaves*
Me- What the hell...
Situation the second:
He was actually directly behind the Mean Old Guy. Not so much sucky as WTF'y.
Me: *waves*
CCG: Creepy Condom Guy
Me- Hi there!
CCG-*Throws box of condoms on belt.*
Me- *Scans without giggling hooray!* That will be X amount please.
CCG- *Winks* Oh...not a problem *Creepy leer smile*
Me- O-k...Alright here is your change! Have a great night.
CCG- Oh dont you worry sweetheart. *Wink yet again and leaves*
Me- I need a shower. *Shudder*
Thank God it was time for my break after those two.
I got these two guys one after the other.
First situation:
Me- Hi!
Mean Old Guy- "I'm mean and I think it's funny."
So there I am checking out his soup.
MOG- *Staring at my hair.*
Me- *Notice the staring and smile back.*
MOG- I don't like your hair.
Me- *Huh?* Your total is X amount of dollars.
MOG- That's not even a pony tail you have back there, it's a rooster tail. You know what that is? That's what you have. Is that your real hair color? I bet it isn't. Why would you do that to yourself?
Me- Uh....ha ha...yes sir, that is my natural hair color. I do value you're opinion thank you. Here's your change you have a great day!
MOG- Ha Ha rooster tailed girl. *leaves*
Me- What the hell...
Situation the second:
He was actually directly behind the Mean Old Guy. Not so much sucky as WTF'y.
Me: *waves*
CCG: Creepy Condom Guy
Me- Hi there!
CCG-*Throws box of condoms on belt.*
Me- *Scans without giggling hooray!* That will be X amount please.
CCG- *Winks* Oh...not a problem *Creepy leer smile*
Me- O-k...Alright here is your change! Have a great night.
CCG- Oh dont you worry sweetheart. *Wink yet again and leaves*
Me- I need a shower. *Shudder*
Thank God it was time for my break after those two.