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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was
Addressed "Dad."
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so
nice - even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle
clothes. But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant and Joan said
that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she
is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has
a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of
my dreams too. I'm sure that's exactly what God meant when He said
to 'be fruitful and multiply'. Joan also taught me that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone, and we'll be growing it for us and trading it
with her friends for all the crack and ecstasy we might want -- just for
fun, you know.. In the meantime, we'll pray every night before bed that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, John
PS: Dad, NONE of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's
house. I just wanted to remind you that there are much worse things in life
than my report card that's in my desk center drawer!
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home......
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was
Addressed "Dad."
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so
nice - even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle
clothes. But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant and Joan said
that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she
is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has
a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of
my dreams too. I'm sure that's exactly what God meant when He said
to 'be fruitful and multiply'. Joan also taught me that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone, and we'll be growing it for us and trading it
with her friends for all the crack and ecstasy we might want -- just for
fun, you know.. In the meantime, we'll pray every night before bed that science
will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, John
PS: Dad, NONE of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's
house. I just wanted to remind you that there are much worse things in life
than my report card that's in my desk center drawer!
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home......