I'm very wise when under the influence.
"C'mon man. If there were no cashiers how would people pay for their purchases? They wouldn't. They'd steal that shit. And then where would we be? One step closer to a zombie apocalypse."
"Because people are stupid, and I hate them. You see, my rotund friend, I have discovered that they key to happiness is to be entirely unreachable at all times." -Pearls Before Swine.