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Oct 06, 2009 00:52



entantrawriter1 (12:34:30 AM): i dont approve of your lifestyle
GossipinGabby (12:34:31 AM):
Kate Gosselin is broke after her estranged husband, Jon, cleared out their bank account last week!!! Kate was on the Today Show this morning and explained, "He took $230,000 of the $231,000 we had," she explained nearly in tears. "I have a stack of bills. The last thing I wanted was to do this show and end up not being able to pay our bills." FULL STORY
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entantrawriter1 (12:34:59 AM): come back home so mama can take away the hurt that the cruel world has given you!
GossipinGabby (12:34:59 AM):
Is Beyonce going to be a big sister once again??? A woman in L.A. named Alexsandra Wright claims that Beyonce's daddy, Matthew Knowles is the father of her unborn child! She's so serious, in fact, that she filed a paternity suit against him! Obviously Knowles is denying that he is the father...of course! After all, has has been married to Beyonce's mama, Tina Knowles for the past 29 years! Can't wait for that DNA test! RELATED POSTS
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entantrawriter1 (12:35:08 AM): YOU KNOW I'M HERE DAMNIT!
GossipinGabby (12:35:08 AM):
Was Khloe Kardashian's new hubby desperate to get married??? According to perezhilton, Matt "Money" Smith, radio host of Fox Sports Radio's Petros and Money Show revealed that Lamar Odom was "madly in love with another young lady no less than one week before he met Khloe and asked that young lady to marry him and she said, 'Whoa, slow down.'" FULL STORY
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entantrawriter1 (12:35:13 AM): Ok, fine
GossipinGabby (12:35:13 AM):
Michael Jackson may have died from an overdose on June 25 at the age of 50, but that doesn't mean that he was an illegal drug user or in poor health. The Associated Press (via okmagazine) claims that Jackson's autopsy showed that at 136 lbs, he was of normal weight and that all of his organs were normal and healthy. FULL STORY

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entantrawriter1 (12:35:22 AM): Give me the cold shoulder.
GossipinGabby (12:35:22 AM):
Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez are getting serious! So serious, in fact, that perezhilton.com claims that the two have been looking to buy a house together in L.A. Apparently the two were seen checking out a $9.9 million dollar house in Pacific Palisades. The coupled with the rumors that Hudson is pregnant really make us wonder if their headed to the altar! RELATED POSTS
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entantrawriter1 (12:36:09 AM): I'm sure you already heard about your father's murder-suicide of the entire trailer park you've left us in
GossipinGabby (12:36:09 AM):
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel...DUNZO!!! Us Weekly claims that JT, 28, dumped Jessica, 27, over the phone about a month ago after enduring three years of ups and downs with the actress. So what lead to the split? Sources claim it has been back and forth for the past couple of years and yet others say JT has been getting cozy with Rihanna! FULL STORY | JESSICA BIEL BIKINI GALLERY
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entantrawriter1 (12:36:42 AM): I bet you don't even care that I survived by hiding under the dead, bullet-ridden bodies of the park's children.
GossipinGabby (12:36:43 AM):
Spencer Pratt will talk about anything...even the most private matters to the press! According to PEOPLE, just yesterday he spoke with the New York Post's PopWrap about his fears that wife, Heidi Montag, is trying to get pregnant. Pratt has openly discussed that he absolutely does not want to be a father anytime soon and that he will divorce Heidi if she does become pregnant. So what's he doing about it? FULL STORY
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entantrawriter1 (12:37:35 AM): Or that I had to live in the guts of your cousin Bubby to survive the winter and wait out the negotiations
GossipinGabby (12:37:36 AM):
Khole Kardashian's new hubby, Lamar Odom, has spoken out saying that their marriage and love is for real! Hmmm...but sources for perezhilton say that the big wedding on Sunday was taped as a part of the reality show and is not binding because lawyers for the couple couldn't hammer out the prenup! Although they do plan to make it legal...it isn't yet! RELATED POSTS
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entantrawriter1 (12:37:50 AM): YOU WERE ALWAYS MY LEAST FAVORITE!
GossipinGabby (12:37:50 AM):
Hayden Panettiere seems to think her fans are stupid enough to believe that she has super powers like her character in Heroes! According to perezhilton, Hayden explained, "I'm just afraid somebody's going to stab me one day and think that my power is real and they expect me to start u..." FULL STORY
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entantrawriter1 (12:37:56 AM): You always wanted more out of life.
GossipinGabby (12:37:57 AM):
Kristin Cavallari has no interest in dating John Mayer, despite rumors to the contrary. According to PEOPLE, Cavallari was on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS FM show this morning and revealed that when Mayer asked her out, she wasn't interested. Cavallari claims, "I didn't want to be another notch on his belt." Smart girl! TAKE POLL
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entantrawriter1 (12:38:16 AM): And now you have it, you sick, sick child of mine.
GossipinGabby (12:38:16 AM):
Pamela Anderson is denying that she's millions of dollars in debt after contractors sued her for nonpayment of work performed on her home. According to perezhilton, Pam's reps released the following statement: These reports are crazy and I cannot believe this has become a media issue. I am actually touched at how much concern has been expressed for me over this. It is true that I am in a dispute with some of the contractors working on my home.This is because after paying millions of dollars to build the house I continue to get bills from the contractors... FULL STORY
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entantrawriter1 (12:38:31 AM): I need to tell you something.
GossipinGabby (12:38:31 AM):
DJ AM's death was officially ruled an accidental drug overdose today by the New York City Medical Examiner's Office. Spokeswoman for the medical examiner's office, Ellen Borakove told PEOPLE, "We've done the testing and investigation in conjunction with the NYPD and in our opinion this was an accidental overdose rather than suicide." She then explained that the following drugs were found in his system: cocaine, Levamisole, oxycodone, hydrocodone, and the anti-anxiety drugs, Ativan, Klonapin and Xanax. AM was found dead on August 28th. RELATED POSTS
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entantrawriter1 (12:39:03 AM): You are not really my girl.
GossipinGabby (12:39:04 AM):
Is this the end of Jon and Kate Plus 8? Although the ratings have continued to decline following the announcement that Jon and Kate Gosselin are divorcing, the show will go on...minus Jon! TLC announced today that beginning November 2nd, the show will be called Kate Plue Eight. FULL STORY
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entantrawriter1 (12:41:17 AM): Your father was really homosexual.
GossipinGabby (12:41:17 AM):
Twilight's Taylor Lautner finds dealing with his newfound fame and fans' obsession with his body a little crazy! In the sequel to Twilight, New Moon, Taylor had to physically transform his body to play werewolf, Jacob Black. According to usmagazine, Lautner added about 30 pounds of muscle to his 17 year old body. FULL STORY
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entantrawriter1 (12:42:14 AM): I was only the egg donor. It wasn't until his gay lover, Jerry, left with all his money that he came crawling back to me with some brat that wouldn't drink my goddamn milk.
GossipinGabby (12:42:15 AM):
According to perezhilton, Carrie Underwood's latest single, Cowboy Casanova, might a hit that was plagiarized!! Sources say that singer Britney McDonald met with Underwood's songwriters about her song, Bang, and poof! Shortly thereafter, Cowboy Casnova was "written" and it sounds a little too like McDonalds song. What a mess! RELATED POSTS
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entantrawriter1 (12:42:34 AM): YOU DIRTY LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! HOW COULD YOU NOT DRINK YOUR MOTHER'S MILK!
GossipinGabby (12:42:34 AM):
Lindsay Lohan is about to get sued again! This time, Lohan allegedly owes a guy named Dennis DeSantis around $12K for renting vehicles from his company, Specialty Car Craft last May. FULL STORY
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entantrawriter1 (12:42:50 AM): I thought I could love you the way that I thought you deserved.
GossipinGabby (12:42:50 AM):
Jennifer Love Hewitt just can't seem to score in the love department. After countless failed relationships and last year's broken engagement, she thought she found love with co-star, Jamie Kennedy...too bad he's cheating on her! Sources for perezhilton claim that Kennedy has been cheating on the pitiful Hewitt with his ex-girlfriend, Shannon Funk. FULL STORY
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entantrawriter1 (12:43:11 AM): But you aren't worth it, you piece of scum!
GossipinGabby (12:43:11 AM):
Jude Law is such a jerk! First he knocks up this poor young model named Samantha Burke and now he has no plans to even see his new baby girl anytime soon! Burke gave birth to baby Sophia just this week in Florida while Jude has been acting on Broadway in Hamlet. FULL STORY
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entantrawriter1 (12:45:02 AM): I'll give a shit about celebrity gossip when you drop dead from syphilis.
GossipinGabby (12:45:03 AM):
Funny guy, Vince Vaughn is ready to walk down the aisle and for fatherhood!!! A few months back, Vaughn popped the question to girlfriend, Kyla Weber and now he claims, "It's the first time that I really want to have kids..." FULL STORY
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