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10.
BUFFY: Fine. Keep going, I cut you a break.
SPIKE: Oh, yeah. Okay, let me guess... you won't kill me? Wooo... the whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. How stunningly original. You know, I'm just passing through. Satisfied? You know, I really hope so because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and... and you have stupid hair.
Season 5. Episode 5 - "No Place Like Home"
9.
Spike: They're strong, and I can't fight. If they get in, I don't know if I can protect you.
Buffy: You think you have to protect me?
Spike: Oh, not with the Girl-Power bit!
Season 4. Episode 9 - "Something Blue"
8.
SPIKE: So...where's tall, dark and forehead?
BUFFY: Let me guess. You can smell him.
Season 7. Episode 22 - "Chosen"
7.
SPIKE: It's nice to watch you be happy. For them, even. I don't see it a lot. You, uh... you glow.
BUFFY: That's because the dress is radioactive.
Season 6. Episode 16 - "Hell's Bells"
6.
BUFFY: What ... is this? The late-night stakeout, the bogus suspects, the flask? Is this a date?
SPIKE: A d- Please! A date? You are completely off your bird! I mean - Do you want it to be?
Season 5. Episode 14 - "Crush"
5.
SPIKE: Come on, someone's gotta stake me.
BUFFY: I'll do it! What, you thought I was just gonna let that lie there?
Season 6. Episode 5 - "Life Serial"
4.
Buffy: Every time you show up like this, you risk all your parts, you know that?
Spike: I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Season 4. Episode 10 - "Into the Woods"
3.
Buffy: You're a pig, Spike.
Spike: Yeah.. well I'm not the one who wanted, "Wind Beneath My Wings" for the first dance.
Buffy: That was the spell.
Season 4. Episode 9 - "Something Blue"
2.
BUFFY: I don't wanna be the one.
SPIKE: I don't wanna be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.
Season 7. Episode 20 - "Touched"
1.
Buffy: What are you doing here, Spike? Five words or less!
Spike: Out... for... a... walk........ BITCH.
Season 5. Episode 5 - "No Place Like Home"